Have you played Vampire Survivors yet? You should do; it’s utterly brilliant. If you haven’t, all you need to know is it’s an indie smash-hit Steam sensation that’s in Early Access, went completely viral, and – I’m estimating – has made approximately a million billion dollars, or thereabouts.
Here’s the rub, though: the game looks, for want of a better phrase, like absolute garbage. It honestly looks like someone’s first go at making a game as they follow along with an online tutorial. There are Mega Drive games that looked significantly better. I’m not being rude… I mean, I am, clearly, but I’m not trying to be obnoxious about it, is my point. I believe wholeheartedly that graphics don’t matter, but Vampire Survivors was obviously made with ‘programmer art’ and…
