“Pulau Peucang, Sunda Straight, 2010. A group of eight mates take a detour to feed some monkeys, deer and pigs in the Ujong Kulong National Park.” – Ryan Jones RJ: Oi, Stu, take my picture with this monkey while I’m feeding it.
SC: Yeah, righto, face me.
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Monkey sinks its fangs into Ryan’s wrist.
Oh fuck! You little shit! Shit!! Let go you fucker!
EM: SCREEAAAAWKEEEEESSZ!
Monkey screeches as it’s propelled into the undergrowth by Ryan’s wildly swinging arm.
Holy fuck! Did that just happen!? Shit, your wrist’s bleeding. Oi, Olly! Oi, come here, quick!
That fucken’ monkey just bit me hey, look, here, on my wrist, it’s bleeding.
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Olly trots over.
OTG: Fuck!
Flustered, Olly takes a moment to compose himself.
Um, OK, well, trust me, the…