I’m12 years old and have already been surfing Burleigh for years, but I’m a member of North End Boardriders. We’re over for the Straddie Assault and me and this other kid go, “Let’s check out what’s going on over at the Burleigh house!”
We turn up, there’s no-one home, and there’s a carton of piss just sittin’ there. I’m like, “We should steal it!” So we sneak inside the house, I grab the carton and I’m thinking, “Yes, let’s get out of here!”
Just as I’m leaving, I’m caught by Mick Murphy’s wife, “What are you doing, grommet!”
And then right as that happens, I look around – it’s the worst timing ever – Ash “Champ” Humphreys and all them walk in, they’re maggot, coming home from the pub. And…