SOME clichés really irk me, so I tend to avoid them like, well, the plague. Such as the old line about having one’s cake and eating it, too. I think I understand the sentiment, but it’s still a pretty moronic expression. Has anyone ever said to you, “Hey, please come over for my birthday party; we’ll eat, drink, dance, and best of all, there’ll be a cake! In a glass case, of course, purely for viewing purposes, because, you know, we can’t have our cake and eat it too…”
Anyway, my changeover after three months from diesel Qashqai ST to a top-spec petrol Ti model made me recall this irksome cliché. See, my recently departed oil-burner SUV was, if I can continue to torture the cake metaphor in powertrain terms,…