Exactly who are the culprits who kick-started the New Wave–y, Dynasty-tastic, monstershouldered vibe now strutting its utterly vulgar stuff around fashion? Offenders line up, please. I’d like to kiss you. There is nothing quite as weird as the megawatt electric shock of seeing the eighties being fed back into the system—at least not if you’re old enough to still have the horrors about the supposed crimes against taste committed in that decade. I ought to be one of them, having done power shoulders, gold doorknocker earrings, and white cone-heeled Maud Frizon lookalike pumps with the rest of the Voguettes back in the day. Quelle horreur, then, to witness Hedi Slimane going out with an eighties flashback to giant shoulders, clingy minis, puffball skirts, and glitzy bows at Saint Laurent? There…
