Dear David,
I RECENTLY saw a picture of Her Majesty the Queen having tea with the prime minister, and she had a teaspoon laid out next to her cup. However, since she is a shape-shifting alien lizard, surely she wouldn’t need a spoon, as she could simply stir the tea using her long, muscular tongue?
Agnes Rosicrucian, Chester
David says: “You are quite right, Agnes, that the Queen is a shape-shifting alien lizard, and indeed that she has a long muscular tongue that could well be used for stirring tea, or any other hot beverage. However, she would still need a small spoon in order to pick up the sugar cubes from the bowl and deposit them in her cup. Her tongue - despite being long and muscular…
