I first saw Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom in the theater when it came out in 1984. Afterward, I recall engaging in some gentle cultural correction among friends regarding the banquet scene at Pankot Palace; though we went to India every Christmas, I’d never eaten enormous insects or eyeball soup. But the thing that stuck with me most was the way Indy’s sidekick Short Round, played by the young Ke Huy Quan, snaps at Kate Capshaw’s showgirl character for addressing our swashbuckling archeologist without the proper respect. “You call him Dr. Jones, doll!” he says, and later, “Hey lady! You call him Dr. Jones!” It got into my head that Dr. Jones was a catchy thing to be called, and when I ended up pursuing a doctorate in…