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CALL THE MIDWIFE NEW CHRISTMAS DAY, 8.15PM, & BOXING DAY, 8.30PM, BBC1 DRAMA Following festive trips to South Africa in 2016 and the Outer Hebrides in 2019, members of the Nonnatus House team will embark on their most far-flung mission yet for this year’s two-part Christmas special of BBC1’s period drama Call the Midwife. Set at Yuletide 1970, the storyline sees haberdasher Violet Buckle (played by Annabelle Apsion) and her newsagent husband Fred (Cliff Parisi) jet off to Asia to visit Violet’s son Derek (Nicholas Atkinson), who works with the Hong Kong police. They soon learn, however, that a building at Nonnatus’ branch house out there has collapsed, leaving the resident nuns and those they care for in danger. Sister Julienne (Jenny Agutter), Sister Hilda (Fenella Woolgar), Sister Veronica (Rebecca…

Wedding bells are ringing for Debbie and Ronnie, but soap nuptials, as we know, have a habit of going awry. In Debbie’s case, it’s not her fiancé who’s set to cause havoc; rather, her brother Carl, who’s bored of life with sister-in-law-turned-partner Abi and is trying to fleece cash from Debs, who is living with dementia, to fund a secret flit back to Germany. Naturally, there’s plenty of drama in the lead-up to the big day. There’s the hen and stag dos for starters, although for Debbie, it’s more of a ‘hen don’t’ as she gives it a wide berth. Ronnie makes it to his bash, and leaves Carl sweating by mentioning that Debbie’s giving him power of attorney over her finances. It’s not the only shock for Carl, who…

When Zoe returned to the Square and set her mind to finding her long-lost son, she was soon knocked off-track by the actions of a sinister stalker. We’ve still not met her boy, and we don’t know for certain who her tormentor is – creepy Anthony Trueman could well be a red herring. But as Christmas arrives, the pieces of the puzzle come together, and the consequences, we’re told, are ‘catastrophic’. The plot ramps up on Christmas Eve when Zoe swerves the carol concert and stays at home. It’s supposed to be the most wonderful time of the year, but she’s not feeling it. ‘It’s the first Christmas she has spent with her family in 20 years but that, in itself, makes it harder for her, as it really sticks…

THE ARCHERS NEW YEAR’S DAY, 7.05PM, BBC RADIO 4 Listen out for a landmark episode of Radio 4’s The Archers on New Year’s Day as the world’s longest-running soap celebrates its 75th birthday. The festive season gets off to a heart-warming start in fictional Ambridge with a special tractor parade for charity. But come New Year, an explosive chain of events will be unleashed across the whole village. Here, in an exclusive interview, Charles Collingwood, 82, who has played business-savvy farmer Brian Aldridge since 1975 and is married to former co-star Judy Bennett, tells TV Times why he’s delighted to still be at the heart of the action… Are you excited about The Archers turning 75? It’s lovely. It’s been there a long time, and we’re still going strong –…

ON NOW Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery NETFLIX PREMIERE CRIME MYSTERY Although professing his innocence, ex-boxer-turned-priest Father Jud (Josh O’Connor) is suspected of killing his fire-and-brimstone boss Monsignor Wicks (Josh Brolin) at a small, posh parish in upstate New York. Because the murder seems impossible for anyone other than Jud to commit, to get to the bottom of the mystery the local police chief (Mila Kunis) calls in famed private sleuth Benoit Blanc (Daniel Craig) to investigate… The third in the Knives Out film series from writer-director Rian Johnson is a supremely elegant puzzle box, put together with meticulous care and not a little humour. It’s also helped by again having a cast of suspects that’s stacked with talent: Jeremy Renner, Glenn Close, Kerry Washington, Andrew Scott,…

The Royal Variety Performance NEW ENTERTAINMENT 7.05PM, ITV1 Jason Manford hosts this year’s extravaganza from London’s Royal Albert Hall, where acts performing for The Prince and Princess of Wales (and us at home) include pop group Westlife, ahead of a 25th anniversary reunion tour next year, and powerhouse singer Jessie J, who makes a triumphant return to the big stage with a deeply personal song following successful treatment for breast cancer. Japanese dance group Airfootworks and BGT-winning magician Harry Moulding are also on the varied bill, which is rounded off by a finale featuring 400 members of the London and Paris casts of Les Misérables – musical theatre doesn’t get more epic. JA Wild Horses, the Rockies and Me NEW FACTUAL 7PM (TIMES VARY), BBC2 Wildlife film-maker Gordon Buchanan takes…

The Great British Sewing Bee NEW FACTUAL 7.25PM (TIMES VARY), BBC1 Comedian Sophie Willan brings a witty sparkle to the Sewing Room, making her merry debut as the show’s new host. She jollies along this year’s celebrity stitchers – Strictly’s Anton Du Beke, comedian Lucy Beaumont, actor Susan Wokoma and Gladiator Tom ‘Hammer’ Wilson. Under the twinkly-eyed gaze of judges Patrick Grant and Esme Young, the gang attempt to make present sacks, a 12 Days of Christmas-inspired outfit and a daft festive-treat ensemble – resulting in a blue cheese and pickled onion dress that needs to be seen to be believed! RF • See feature, page 24 Royal Carols: Together at Christmas NEW ENTERTAINMENT 7.25PM, ITV1 The Princess of Wales is hosting her annual carol concert, with readings and musical performances from…

The Hunting Wives NEW DRAMA FROM 9.30PM, ITV1 (BOX SET, ITVX)  The Beast in Me’s Brittany Snow stars in this eight-part thriller as wife and mother Sophie O’Neil, who feels like a fish out of water after moving from Boston to east Texas with her husband and young son. Sophie anxiously attempts to settle into the neighbourhood and, after a party at the home of her husband’s new boss, finds herself drawn into the world of the ‘Hunting Wives’, a group of super-rich, gun-toting local women headed by force of nature Margo Banks (Malin Akerman). However, things take a dark turn when a local woman is murdered.  TL • See feature, page 38 The Good Ship Murder NEW DRAMA 9.30PM, 5 Since losing his job in the last series, cruise-ship…

Midsomer Murders NEW DRAMA 8.30PM, ITV1 In this week’s second trip to the county of Midsomer, there is much excitement in the village of Mods Mire as the residents gather to celebrate the 10th anniversary of beloved book The Seeker by Betram Jewel (Jon Culshaw). It’s being republished as a special edition with an extra page, where a set of clues to find hidden treasure have been drawn. However, a reporter causes fury when he announces that Jewel was once a criminal, then the author is found murdered in woodland. Can DCI John Barnaby (Neil Dudgeon) and DS Jamie Winter (Nick Hendrix) unmask the killer before they strike again? Omid Djalili, Shaun Dooley and Sally Lindsay also star. NH The Cockfields Christmas Special NEW COMEDY 10.45PM, BBC2 Like Joe Marler, we thought Joe…

FILM Operation Mincemeat PREMIERE DRAMA 9PM, BBC2 A sturdy British war movie based on the real-life Operation Mincemeat, a cunning plan to convince Hitler that the Allies were about to invade Greece when they were, in fact, going to hit Italy. The Brits kit out a corpse with ‘secret documents’ and arrange for it to ‘accidentally’ fall into German hands. If it sounds faintly familiar, it’s the story behind The Man Who Never Was, a 1956 British flagwaver. Here, the cast includes Colin Firth and Matthew Macfadyen, with Johnny Flynn playing future James Bond creator Ian Fleming, who’s always taking copious notes! A cracking story of pluck and a certain amount of luck.  SM Amanda & Alan’s Greek Job FACTUAL 9.35PM, BBC1 (BOX SET, iPLAYER) Buoyed by the success of…

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1 THE MADAME BLANC MYSTERIES  5 DRAMA Antiques expert and super-sleuth Jean White (Sally Lindsay) gets a silent fright in this year’s feature-length story when she discovers a bomb inside a rare ornate box. Eek! See page 14 2 THE CELEBRITY APPRENTICE  BBC1 ENTERTAINMENT  Presenter AJ Odudu, radio DJ Charlie Hedges and EastEnders’ Jake Wood are among the 12 star candidates in this two-part contest, which sees Lord Alan Sugar send them to Lapland to design biscuits to raise dough for Children in Need. See page 24 3 CALL THE MIDWIFE  BBC1 DRAMA There is comfort and joy ahead for our favourite midwives and nuns in a two-part special of the hit drama, set at Christmas 1970 and taking place in both a snowy East End of London and a sun-drenched Far…

RED EYE NEW YEAR’S DAY & FRIDAY 2 JANUARY, 9PM, ITV1 THRILLER (BOX SET, ITVX) Striding purposefully through the concourse of Tottenham Hotspur Stadium on a Monday in May, Jing Lusi looks like she means business. The actor is returning to her role of London police officer DS Hana Li in a much-anticipated second outing of ITV1 twister Red Eye, and TV Times is delighted to be invited to watch filming. The football ground doubles for the US Embassy in the six-part sequel to the first run, which saw straight-talking detective Hana accompany murder suspect Dr Matthew Nolan (Richard Armitage) on an all-night flight from London to Beijing, only for people on board to start dying. In new story Crimson Icarus, Hana’s investigation into the death of an American diplomatic…

HARLAN COBEN’S RUN AWAY NEW FROM NEW YEAR’S DAY, NETFLIX THRILLER James Nesbitt played a father whose young son vanished in hit 2014 BBC1 drama The Missing. Now, the actor is in parenting purgatory once more as Simon Greene, a financier trying to reconnect with his troubled eldest daughter, Paige (The Serpent’s Ellie de Lange), in Netflix’s latest Harlan Coben adaptation, Run Away. Inspired by the American mystery writer’s 2019 novel of the same name, the eight-episode thriller unfolds after Simon discovers that Paige will be busking in a park. Without telling his paediatrician wife Ingrid (Emily in Paris star Minnie Driver), he heads over there. But when he gets into a violent altercation with Paige’s boyfriend Aaron Corval (Riot Women’s Thomas Flynn), which is filmed by a bystander and…

With crazed Kev having left the village, Robert and Aaron are looking forward to some festive fun together. They’re also hoping that this time next year, they’ll have some extra presents to buy – Robert is keen to reconnect with his now eight-year-old son Seb. But a holly, jolly Christmas isn’t on the cards, because someone is out to get the smitten couple. Is Kev back to make good on his threat, having warned Robert that he ‘always gets his revenge’ after learning of his prison husband and Aaron’s reunion? If not, there’s always psycho John Sugden to bear in mind, as he’s still on the run. ‘Robert and Aaron naively believe they can just crack on with being together, because Kev is no more and John is no more,’…

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SATURDAY 27 DEC Elvis BBC1 7.45PM - 10.10PM PREMIERE BIOPIC Spanning 30 years of his life, from formative early encounters with gospel and rhythm & blues to his death at the age of 42, this entertaining biopic of Elvis Presley has swagger to spare, and a star-making performance from Austin Butler as the king of rock’n’roll. The story is told not by the title character, but by Tom Hanks’ Colonel Tom Parker, who managed Elvis for much of his career and was revealed to have committed a form of financial abuse that kept Presley in a gilded cage. Tackling Presley’s story with exuberant aplomb, Luhrmann deploys snazzy transitions, animated flashbacks, corkscrew camerawork, swooping CG establishing shots, crash zooms, split screens, archive footage and music-video quick cuts to ensure the energy…

Amanda & Alan’s Spanish Christmas NEW FACTUAL 9PM, BBC1 We love Amanda Holden and Alan Carr’s renovation shows, but it’s a shame we don’t get more time to enjoy the fruits of their labours at the end. That’s remedied in this hour-long special as the duo return to the house in southern Spain that they transformed into a swanky B&B, where they throw a Christmas party as a thank you to the locals who helped them. As you’d expect, there’s disagreement over the decorations (Alan loves tinsel; Amanda hates it), and Alan shares his mum’s prawn cocktail recipe, while Amanda whips up a boozy Christmas trifle…  SP • See feature, page 32 Tea with Judi Dench NEW FACTUAL 9PM, SKY ARTS We loved 2018’s Nothing Like a Dame, in which…

The Scarecrows’ Wedding NEW ANIMATION 3.10PM, BBC1 The festive tradition of adapting a beloved Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler story continues with this half-hour animation narrated by Sophie Okonedo. It follows Betty O’Barley (voiced by Jessie Buckley) and Harry O’Hay (Domhnall Gleeson), a pair of sweet-natured scarecrows planning their nuptials. But as they search their farm for wedding must-haves – rings, flowers, bells and shells – their special day threatens to go haywire when devilishly charming scarecrow Reginald Rake (Rob Brydon) tries to sweep Betty off her feet… RM • See feature, page 28 Gladiators: Celebrity Special NEW ENTERTAINMENT 3.35PM, BBC1 This celebrity edition of the sports game show should still keep the Gladiators on their toes because two of the four stars taking part are known for being super-fit.…

Torvill & Dean: The Last Dance NEW ENTERTAINMENT 8.30PM, ITV1 Ice-dance icons Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean tell their life story through the prism of their final tour – fittingly called Our Last Dance – with cameras following them from rehearsals, through 42 shows, right up to the last emotional performance of their Olympic-winning Bolero routine, in July. There are moving moments as they reflect on their career and what their 50-year friendship means to them, but the highlight is getting the chance to rewatch some of their most famous dances, including Mack & Mabel and Barnum. The perfect curtain call.  HD • See feature, page 23 Fletchers’ Family Farm at Christmas NEW FACTUAL 6.30PM, ITV1 The Fletchers have had a tough year following the fire at their farmhouse, so…

Here We Go NEW COMEDY 8PM, BBC1 (SCOT, FRI) A little family chaos is as much a part of Christmas as turkey and all the trimmings, and there’s no shortage of mayhem in the Jessop household as they ring in 2026. While mum Rachel (Katherine Parkinson) wants to throw a huge house party to celebrate, dad Paul (Jim Howick) has ideas of renting a holiday cottage with a sauna (to sweat out the massive boil on his face!). Cue a family road trip, complete with a missing dummy, lovesick teens and fireworks that go off with more of a whimper than a bang. Wherever they are and whatever they’re doing, the Jessops always end up together – what more do you need for a very Happy New Year? VW Kiss Me,…

AMADEUS NEW SUN 21 DEC-CHRISTMAS DAY, 9PM, SKY ATLANTIC DRAMA (BOX SET, SKY BOX SETS & NOW) Amythical music rivalry is at the heart of Amadeus, Sky Atlantic’s reimagining of Peter Shaffer’s award-winning 1979 play. Penned by Black Doves creator Joe Barton, the five-part drama stars Will Sharpe as brilliant but brash 25-year-old musical genius Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, who arrives in Vienna in 1781 and collides with two pivotal figures: his loyal future wife, German soprano singer Constanze Weber (Gabrielle Creevy), and religious court composer Antonio Salieri (Paul Bettany), who is envious of the virtuoso’s apparent divine gift and vows to destroy him. Here, Will and Paul give us their take on the tale… WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART PLAYED BY WILL SHARPE ‘I was most interested in the apocryphal thing that…

FINDING FATHER CHRISTMAS NEW CHRISTMAS EVE, 7.30PM, C4 COMEDY DRAMA Buckle up for an epic adventure as a determined teen embarks on a quest in C4’s sparkling new comedy drama Finding Father Christmas. The star-studded story sees Doctor Who’s Lenny Rush play Chris Massey, a 16-year-old schoolboy who steadfastly believes in the magic of Christmas. So, when his dad, Nick (The Inbetweeners actor James Buckley), tries to convince him otherwise, the lad sets about trying to prove him wrong. Roping in his cousin Holly (Ele McKenzie), Chris’ mission sees him encounter various doubts experts and thinkers, including Sir Stephen Fry and Professor Hannah Fry, who are certain they’ve cracked the science behind Saint Nicholas’ wondrous feats. But will the pair get to meet the real Santa Claus? Here, Lenny, 16,…

THE HUNTING WIVES NEW FROM SATURDAY 27 DECEMBER, ITVX DRAMA Scandals, secrets and seduction collide in hit American murder mystery The Hunting Wives, which lands on ITVX during the festive fortnight (the first two episodes will also air on Sat 27 Dec, 9.30pm & 10.35pm, ITV1). Inspired by May Cobb’s 2021 novel of the same name, the glossy eight-episode saga centres around Sophie O’Neil (played by Pitch Perfect star Brittany Snow), who moves from Massachusetts to the (fictional) Texas town of Maple Brook. Anxious and unsettled, she soon becomes entangled with socialite Margo Banks (Billions actor Malin Akerman) and her elite clique of friends, known as the ‘Hunting Wives’ – flawless Jill Thompson (Inventing Anna’s Katie Lowes) and alpha female Callie Baskin (Little Fires Everywhere’s Jaime Ray Newman). But when…

Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without a metaphorical bomb going off in Walford, and we’re confidently predicting that this year’s is Max-shaped. He’s been kept in the dark over the fact he has a four-year-old daughter with Linda, but there’s no better time for the secret to be exposed. Max causes drama from the off, and much of it stems from the fallout of the previous week’s events in The Vic. Mere minutes after Lauren and Jack have talked him out of doing something daft, he accepts advice from the rather less rationally minded Zoe, and takes a wrong turn. Oscar feels hugely let down, and when he gets sozzled at the carol concert, he lets slip something to his not-so-dearest daddy. As the Brannings and the Beales (minus Cindy, who…

As Marlon and Rhona keep quiet about Ray’s true ‘profession’ for the sake of their family’s safety, Laurel falls deeper for the charming Mr Walters, who she still believes sells farming machinery for a living. Ray is smitten, too, and knows that in another universe, he and Laurel could have a future together. Problem is, he lives in this one, and not only has controlling mum Celia barred the romance, but she’s also planning to move their criminal operation away from the Dales. Encouraged by slave worker Bear to soak up Laurel’s company while he still can, Ray calls round to Mulberry for an early Crimbo. ‘He has never really had a proper Christmas,’ says Charlotte Bellamy, who plays Laurel. ‘He doesn’t even know how to play charades. ‘He brings…

Blankety Blank NEW ENTERTAINMENT 6.20PM, BBC1 The air of mild chaos that often accompanies Blankety Blank gives it a bit of a festive feeling, so it’s really not much of a stretch for the programme to lean into a Christmas special tonight. Host Bradley Walsh appears in a Santa suit – luckily, he doesn’t have to wear it for long (it looks a bit hot under those studio lights) as the real Father Christmas turns up in his long johns to claim it back. Stephanie Beacham, Alex Brooker, Charlotte Church, Jack Dee, Daniel Mays and Motsi Mabuse are on the panel – will they be able to help contestants win more than a Blankety Blank chequebook and pen? JP Christmas Food and Drink NEW COOKERY FROM 9.30AM, BBC1 & ITV1…

Stuffed NEW COMEDY 9PM, BBC1 A Christmas bonus for Arslan (Guz Khan) means the difference between spending the holiday at home or living it up in Lapland with his family. But as his wife Hannah (Morgana Robinson), kids and brother-in-law Jamie (Theo Barklem-Biggs) enjoy the delights of the Arctic Circle, Arslan discovers that he received the money in error – and his boss wants it refunded immediately! A madcap scheme ensues, and the mix-up is kept from Hannah, who’s been low since losing her mum. An encounter with new holiday pal Lily (Sue Johnston) cheers Hannah up, but what will happen once the truth comes out? Fun family entertainment. EP • See feature, page 30 Inside the Christmas Factory NEW FACTUAL 8PM, BBC1 Paddy McGuinness and Cherry Healey often seem to…

The Festive Pottery Throw Down NEW REALITY 7.45PM, C4 Host Siobhán McSweeney welcomes four famous faces who are all ready to roll up their sleeves and seize the clay. Former Love Islander Amber Gill, actor Sarah Hadland, broadcaster Colin Murray and comedian Tim Vine compete to create the best hand-built North Pole scene. Then, in a surprise second challenge where speed is of the essence, they must take to the wheel to see who can throw the most reindeer water bowls. Judges Keith Brymer Jones and Rich Miller return for the festive fun, while the Penkhull Village Brass Band set the right tone for the Christmas celebrations.  NH FILM Puss in Boots: The Last Wish PREMIERE ANIMATION 3.20PM (TIMES VARY), BBC1 Holy Frijoles! In this sequel, our hero (voiced by…

Midsomer Murders NEW DRAMA 8.30PM, ITV1 In the wake of the death of patriarch Henry, the Shirewell family are shocked to discover that his eldest son Lucian (Peter Serafinowicz) has plans to turn their family home, the Stourwick Estate, into an artists’ community. His relatives are up in arms about the proposal after hearing the Shirewells’ tenure will end with Lucian. Then, Lucian’s lover Jordana (Verity Marshall) is found dead after an argument with him, and the bodies soon start to pile up. Can DCI John Barnaby (Neil Dudgeon) and DS Jamie Winter (Nick Hendrix) get to the bottom of the murder spree? Look out for Casualty’s Charles Dale and Holby City’s Ginny Holder. Continues tomorrow.  NH FILM A Minecraft Movie COMEDY 4.35PM, SKY PREMIERE New to Sky Cinema over the…

Red Eye NEW DRAMA 9PM, ITV1 (BOX SET, ITVX) Get ready to follow DS Hana Li on another rollercoaster ride of twists, turns and high-octane action when political thriller Red Eye returns for an eagerly anticipated second series. The prickly detective played by Jing Lusi was trapped on a plane with a prisoner last time out, but now she’s locked in the US Embassy in London, as a brand-new international conspiracy unfolds in a Die Hard-style yarn. Yet unlike John McClane, DS Li has a sidekick in the form of security officer Clay Brody (Line of Duty star Martin Compston), even if the pair have a somewhat difficult past. Continues tomorrow. SMA • See feature, page 11 The Traitors NEW REALITY 8PM, BBC1 Ever since Alan Carr won the celebrity…

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