“ HOW IS THE castinggoing?”
“The fish have been surging upstream in great squadrons behind our backs, thumbing their fishy noses, gesturing with their fishy fins…” It’s going pretty well, actually. The new rod is a technical wonder of carbon and graphene, beautifully balanced and with an immensely powerful action that is, at the same time, exquisitely delicate in its delivery. The reel is a feat of engineering to challenge the Mir space station with an ergonomically designed braking system that is self-adjusting and fully automated. All I have to do is choose the noise I want it to make. And the line? My dears, the line! A flat-bellied, forward-tapered, aqua-dynamic cutting-edge, multi-tip, air-splitting wonderweave. It’d self-launch, I shouldn’t wonder, if I left it to its own devices.
And I…
