Go central Highlands
Do a wee winter peak "Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.”
"Zips were tugged, cords were tightened, goggles pulled into place, and yet still the stinging whips found skin." If there exists in film or literature a finer example of how a book cannot be judged by its cover, I know not of it. The Rabbit of Caerbannog in Monty Python and the…