Let’s start with the numbers. There are about 13.5 million tame wolves (we call them pet dogs), 12.5 million cats, one million rabbits, 700,000 tortoises and turtles, 700,000 guinea pigs, 600,000 hamsters and 600,000 snakes in the UK.
If you have a dog, it’s likely to cost you around £1,900 per year to keep it – that’s over 5% of your disposable income. If you feed your 30kg dog on organic, pre-cooked food from Honey’s pet foods – the Fortnum’s of the pet food world – it’ll cost you around £867 per month, or nearly £10,500 a year. As a nation we spend £4.1 billion on pet food. Much of that £4.1 billion emerges at the other end, of course – that’s 4,590 tonnes of dog faeces a day –…