A phone call. “Hello, is that Duncan? Uber for you.”
“Er, I’m in Wales. I didn’t order an Uber.” [At the other end of the line, someone arrives and talks to the driver.]
Driver: “Are you Duncan?”
Guy speaking with an urban accent: “Yeah, bruv, I’m Dankan.”
Me: “Woah, woah, I’m Duncan. You just phoned me, remember?”
Driver: “It’s OK, he’s here.”
Me: “What do you mean, ‘He’s here’? I’m Duncan, and I’m HERE, you fu…”
Driver: [Click].
What a good start to the evening.
Computer says no
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