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> GAG OF THE MONTH
DOUBLE CROSSED
BARRY, who has a reputation for playing around with other people’s wives, is chatting to his workmate, Mick. “Listen Mick, don’t tell anyone, but I’m sleeping with Bruce’s wife, and I’m meant to be seeing her this evening,” Barry says. “D’you reckon you can keep Bruce busy for an hour or so after work today?”
Mick isn’t thrilled about lying to Bruce, but he’s been mates with Barry for years, so he agrees.
So, after work, Mick grabs Bruce and spends ages asking Bruce the most random, pointless questions about that afternoon’s team meeting, trying to stall him. Eventually, Bruce gets annoyed and says, “All right, Mick, what’s going on?”
Feeling guilty, Mick blurts out, “I’m sorry…
