A day of shame…
Thousands of animals will be slaughtered, so that pot-bellied, beer-swilling humans, can stand around a braai, nodding, as they attempt to communicate coherently.
Veganism and vegetarianism is the way of the future. A mealie here, a pawpaw there… By flicking the switch in your brain, all meat-eaters will gain health and vitality as never before.
Throw in a few nuts, raisins and pumpkin seeds, and you will be- come energised, like a souped-up V8 Chevrolet.
No more worsie (sausage), vark tjoppie (pork chop) or T-bone for you. Only pap, chakalaka and whole- wheat bread.
Let us become a healthier,meat-free country where our magnificent sheep, chickens, lambs, porkers and cows can roam freely, without fear of ending up on someone’s plate.
Ja nee, ou pal, it’s…