FICTION So, what’s this recording you’re making for? A podcast? Ah, an art project, is it? For the Liverpool School of Art and Design! Well, that’s lovely. I’ve only been to Liverpool once, when I was a girl. ‘The Sounds of Nature’?! Interesting. Well, there’ll be plenty of those, I can promise you that. Your equipment looks expensive. You’d better put it right in the centre of the boat at the bottom so I don’t splash1 it with the oars2. No, no, don’t worry. This little boat is completely watertight3!
“Yes, we have a lot of birds, especially birds of prey4: hen harriers5, kestrels6 and red kites7. The kites are my favourites; they were nearly extinct a few years ago. Now they’re coming back. They can, you see, when men…