EIGHT BILLION PEOPLE INHABIT PLANET EARTH.
Thirty million live in Texas. Residents of the town of Silsbee, just west of the Louisiana state line, number roughly 7,000. Let's estimate, for the sake of argument, that on any given Tuesday evening, 20 of those Silsbee residents are out cutting their grass. Out of all those 20 mowers and 7,000 Silsbee residents and 30 million Texans and 8 billion humans, only one that we know of, 65-year-old Peggy Jones, was unlucky enough to have a living, writhing snake fall out of the sky and onto her.
The story only gets weirder.
Peggy and her husband, Wendell Jones, were tending a property they own just outside the Silsbee city limits on July 25, 2023. Wendell was out front, weed-eating, while Peggy drove a…