AT A HIGH SCHOOL reunion, a former classmate asked me what I did for a living. I told him, “I’m a mathematician at a large corporation, helping engineers and scientists solve mathematical problems that arise in their work.”
With an incredulous look, he asked, “All day?’’
JAMES PHILLIPS, Bellevue, Washington
I JUST REALIZED that “Let me check my calendar” is the adult version of “Let me ask my mom.”
NOELLE CHATHAM, Quartz Hill, California
A MAN placed a package of cookies on my supermarket checkout counter. Unfortunately, one end opened and the cookies tumbled out. “That was the last package!” he said.
“It’s all right. We can give you a store credit,” I assured him.
“No, I’ll take these,” he said, picking up the stray treats. “I promised my donkey…
