PSSST, YOU KNOW YOU NEED ME FOR SOMETHING. They sit like sentries at the end caps of big-box stores. Towers of orange, blue, red, or white stocked at eye level. Their mere presence whispers: “Pssst, you know you need me for something.” ¶ And we absolutely do. ¶ The bucket has been an indispensable tool throughout the ages, evolving alongside human civilization, taking on a multitude of uses and made from a multitude of materials—from copper, bronze, wood, leather, and galvanized metal to (finally) plastic. Today, we deploy them in so many capacities it’s easy to forget just how simple they are. You probably have one sitting in a shed, its walls lacquered with dried leaves from last season’s gutter cleaning, or in your garage, overflowing with car-wash supplies or…