TYLER WILDE
THIS MONTH
Ruined a perfectly good car preset.
ALSO PLAYED
Hyper Demon, Rainbow Six Siege
My Rocket League inventory looks like the inside of one of those antique shops full of vintage pins, Raggedy Ann dolls, and ceramic beer steins. I have a floppy cow udder hat, eight variants of wheels with 3D elf faces on them, a Game Awards statue, a Wonder Woman flag, various animal miniatures, a Hot Wheels sign, and hundreds of other items that no one actually uses, including me.
I could trade some of them in, selecting five unwanted items at a time to smush into one rarer one, but I hate deciding what to keep and what to scrap. It may be trash, but it's trash I've collected over seven years. It…
