ARRE PINTU, YAAR, have you seen this ad they’re showing on television about an eight-night, seven-day tour of foreign, air ticket, hotel, Bombay thali cooked by bona fide Brahmin maharaj, sacred thread and everything, all included?
What’s that? Where in foreign? Arre, yaar, foreign is foreign, only, no? What does it matter whereit is foreign. It is all same to same.
Before we used to go to Goa, which is also foreign, having people with funny names like Fernandez, and Souza, and Miranda.
But after that mantri called us ‘scum of the earth’, and all because we were doing soo-soo on the road, we decided not to go there anymore, after I looked up dictionary and found out ‘scum’ was an Angrezi gaali.
Now we have to find other parts…