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FAIL TO THE CHIEF Paisley, sheepskin and feathers, oh my! Poor Susan Boyle is the perfect example of bad outfits happening to good people as she attends the T In The Park music festival in Scotland. ALL ABOUT THAT BASE Snoop Dogg oozes confidence during the All-Star Legends & Celebrity Softball Game in Cincinnati. Then again, he’s always like this when he’s on grass... BILL SHOCK Jennifer Lawrence is coming across all fan-girl after running into funnyman Bill Murray at Comic-Con in San Diego. She even prods him to make sure he’s real... THIRTY DANCING Ashley Tisdale looks more like a teen than a 30-year-old as she celebrates her milestone birthday with her equally ab-stastic gal pal Sarah Hyland. If only we scored an invite! SOME LIKE IT YACHT We…

Being one of the world’s most beautiful women means Miranda Kerr can pretty much take her pick when it comes to potential partners. But these days the business-minded cosmetics mogul has one strict rule – any wannabe Mr Ks need to have a net worth featuring at least nine zeros! Indeed, since separating from multi-millionaire hubby Orlando Bloom two years ago, the 32-year-old Kora Organics founder has raised her standards, stepping out with a string of even wealthier fellas, from Stephen Bing to James Packer and now Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel. Worth a cool $2 billion, Evan’s certainly a catch on paper, although leaked emails from his university days, which talk about ordering cocaine and urinating on chicks, may suggest otherwise. Not that Miranda seems to care! While she’s usually…

Put the Cristal on ice, folks – Mariah Carey is planning to relocate to our shores for her new man James Packer! “Mariah wants to move Down Under,” a source says on the back of reports they’re already talking about taking their whirlwind romance down the aisle. “She’s totally in love.” But we hear Mariah’s ex-husband Nick Cannon, 34, could put the breaks on Maz’s great escape, because he doesn’t want the diva taking their four-year-old twins Moroccan and Monroe out of LA. And according to family law expert, US attorney Goldie Schon, Nick might just get his way! “The court can say... ‘Have a good time. But the children are now going to be primarily in the custodyNW of Nick online ,’” .com he. says au 13 .…

While Khloe’s been spotted on a string of public dates with her supposed new NBA boo James Harden, 25, in recent weeks, insiders say their fling is all smoke and mirrors! Word is the outings are part of a carefully crafted strategy to divert attention away from her rebooted romance with Lamar. Interestingly, both Lamar and James were spotted together at the same Meek Mill concert in Las Vegas recently. Comparing notes, boys?…

BUMPY BITS EVEN SEX SYMBOLS GET CELLULITE! Dimple truth Her physique’s finer than her designer dresses, but overachieving model Kendall Jenner, 19, still manages to sport a few dimples on her thighs. Yay, she’s one of us! Evi-dents Did VS Angel Alessandra Ambrosio, 34, get these when she fell from heaven? Rumpy lumpy Despite some natural ageing, Cameron Diaz, 42, will always be a smooth operator. Stem cell’ Ficiis Oops. doloreptis .. Thigh did ut it again alita . deritaquo But the odd venimet crease doesn estiis ’t imus faze autatiistrum Britney Spears rerum , 33! , Not her best side From most angles, 34-year-old Kim Kardashian looks flawless. From this one, it’s clear that even she’s susceptible to the odd dimple. Thighs and lows Jennifer Lopez, 45, is all…

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When Kim Richards checked out of rehab recently, the internet exploded with speculation she’d done a midnight runner! But while TMZ claimed the 50-year-old bolted from the Malibu facility because she didn’t like the staff, NW columnist and former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville insists her pal didn’t quit – she simply completed her stint. “I spoke to Kim – she just got out of rehab. She sounds like she’s in great spirits,” says Brandi. “She’s just trying to find a place to live and move forward with her acting.” But that’s not the story according to other sources, who claim Kim’s gone AWOL! “Kim has not been back to the center and has not been doing her outpatient therapy,” claims an insider. “She has already missed…

It’s one thing bumping into your ex at the supermarket, but having to star with them on reality TV is next-level awks! And that’s exactly what Cody Simpson and Gigi Hadid could be in for, with talk that The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills producers are hoping to create some epic storylines involving the teens once Cody’s mum Ange joins the show alongside regular Yolanda Foster – Gigi’s mum! “They want to make the kids more part of the drama and try to get more exposure that way,” says a source. Yikes! The ex factor Cody and Gigi’s mums are trying to tee up a reunion – on screen!…

She’s no stranger to whipping her designer kit off for the cameras, but news of a second home porn movie being shopped around LA has Kim Kardashian hitting the panic button! Last week, gossip website Media TakeOut released stills allegedly taken from a smutty 21-minute flick made during Kim’s short-lived first marriage to muso Damon Thomas back in 2000. And while 34-year-old Kim had no problem owning the raunchy sex tape she filmed with former flame Ray J – the 2010 release of which earned her family a tidy $88 million and helped catapult them onto the A-list – it’s a very different story these days. In fact, now that she’s mum to two-year-old North and has a baby boy on the way, poor Kim’s horrified at the prospect of…

TOBEY’S TWINS?  This Spider-Man fan clearly wasn’t blessed with any superpowers in the sight department. Even as far as Tobey Maguire look-alikes go, this is a pale imitation! CRAZY, STUPID... This London curry house loves posting photos of celebs who drop in for a meal – probably as much as this guy loved getting the VIP treatment when they thought he was Ryan Gosling! UPTOWN FLUNK This lady might feel like she’s been taken to paradise, but we bet she was kicking herself when she found out it wasn’t really Bruno Mars groping her boob! GAME OF CLONES Winter is coming, ladies, but Peter Dinklage isn’t! These poor fans mistook this Tyrion Lannister, er, mini-me, for the real thing. Hey, at least he was gentleman enough to buy them a…

Here comes the princess bride As regal Nicky Hilton exchanges vows with James Rothschild, it’s a ceremony fit for royalty – but with a hotel heiress and banking heir tying the knot, we wouldn’t expect anything less! From the Kate Middleton-esque Maison Valentino gown to the Kensington Palace venue – yep, the London home of the Duke and Duchess Of Cambridge – Nicky’s living the princess dream. And unlike Kate’s big day, mum Kathy keeps a close eye on Nicky’s big sis and maid of honour Paris to make sure she doesn’t pull a Pippa and upstage the bride! Crop when you shop! If you’ve got it, strut it! That seems to be midriff-baring Jennifer Lopez’s philosophy as she gives her credit card a workout at Miami’s luxury shopping mecca…

TIP Nothing screams off-duty supermodel like double denim, aviators and a classic black tote. TIP Throw a duster coat over the top of a body-hugging midi for some Kim K klass. TIP Now’s a good time to invest in a light coat – it will carry you through spring, too! TIP Take a leaf out of the Kardashians’ look book and stick to a neutral colour palette – all the better to mix and match with!…

Travel can jeopardise even the fittest girl’s discipline – but not Natalie Gruzlewski’s! The Getaway presenter and former Farmer Wants A Wife host practically lives out of a suitcase, jetting all over the world for her various TV gigs – but she doesn’t let an unpredictable schedule derail her diet. “I try just try to eat as many fresh foods as possible, but travel is about experiencing the culture,” the mum-of-one tells NW. “So I embrace this in the healthiest way I can when it comes to food.” And should she be tempted by a few too many local delicacies during her adventures, she has a go-to technique for whipping the weight off, stat. “I cut down on carbs and sugar,” the 38-year-old explains, adding that she never opts for…

Fourteen years after Paul Rudd, Amy Poehler, Elizabeth Banks and Bradley Cooper brought the LOLs in the cult coming-of-age comedy Wet Hot American Summer, Netflix has brought the whole gang back together for an eight-part prequel series! What’s more, this time Jon Hamm and Kristen Wiig are joining the summer camp party – where, according to the trailer, the rules include no “dry humping, necking, wet humping, finger banging...” Well, you get the idea. And with such a stella cast of funny folk, we’re predicting it’ll be a hoot and a half! “I never went to summer camp,” says Amy. “Imagine being in your 30s and being told, ‘You have one last chance to go to summer camp, only this time you’re with the funniest people around and you’re getting…

Newlyweds Ben and Danielle BEN ON D ANIELLE 1. What’s Danielle’s phobia ? Ben Anything with fr ail limbs. 2 Danielle . What were Anything her childhood tha t breaks pets easily called . ? B She had tw o mice called Sug ar and Spice and a chick en called Charlie. D That’s right! 3. What’s her worst habit? B Not finishing her sent ences. D Not finishing o ff my sent ences! 4. Who will she s tay friends with on House Rules ? B Marlee. D Marlee and Tiana. 5. What’s her favourite dinner? B Her dad’s roast lamb. D Yep, that’s right. SCORE 5/5 DANIELLE ON BEN 1. What’s his pet hate? D Me mumbling. B Correct! 2. What’s his favourite TV sho w? D Game…

BEST QUOTE “I’m gonna kill you!” to Jessie J. A touch over the top, Delts? BEST MOMENT Storming off after getting frustrated with Jessie because she thought she was too harsh to contestant Tamara O’Callaghan. “I’m over this shit. I’m out!” she raged, before slinking back in a few minutes later. WORST MOMENT When she copied Jessie by kicking her shoes off to sing and dance on stage with a contestant who didn’t get picked. Sure, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but it was kinda awky. BEST QUOTE “I know [Delta] is angry. Quite genuinely angry.” Yes, Jessie – you naughty pot-stirrer, you! BEST MOMENT Brazenly saying,  “If I was you, I’d pick the Maddens,” to contestant Joe Moore – despite knowing Delta was desperate for him on…

As far as memorable speeches go, Caitlyn Jenner knocked it out of the park at the ESPY Awards in LA last week! Looking fabulous in a white figure-hugging Versace dress as she accepted the Arthur Ashe Courage Award, the 65-year-old former Olympian launched into an articulate and moving speech detailing the plight of transgender men and women across the globe – and left many in the crowd in tears. But it wasn’t just the transgender community she did proud – Caitlyn’s nearest and dearest were all there to show their support during her first public event since announcing plans to live as a woman. Alongside her mum Esther and sister Pam Mettler were Cait’s six children Burt, 36, Cassandra, 35, Brandon, 34, Brody, 31, Kendall, 19 and 17-year-old Kylie Jenner.…

Just when it seemed things couldn’t get any worse for Kourtney Kardashian, sensational new reports have emerged claiming her estranged babydaddy Scott Disick is expecting a kid with his latest fling Chloe Bartoli! “Scott told a couple of friends that he’s worried Chloe could actually be pregnant,” spills a source. “Scott is being very reckless and making bad decisions. He is worried he and Chloe weren’t careful enough.” And the bad news keeps on coming, with a friend of the troubled star spilling to NW that Chloe may not be the only one he’s knocked up. “Who knows how many kids he’s got out there or on the way?” says Scott’s pal. If the rumours are true, such a betrayal would see him booted from Keeping Up With The Kardashians…

HOT Alexa Chung Seriously, did she wake up like this? Effortless. Every. Time! From the polka-dot pussy-bow blouse to the black button-up mini, girlfriend has an eye for style. HOT Gwyneth Paltrow Va-va-Valentino! Gwyneth lets her plunging gown (or it a muumuu?) and signature straight locks do all the talking. NOT Rihanna Has the bad gal gone good? It appears that way with this pretty Pollyanna dress. But it’s like she went to her jewellery cabinet and put it all on at once. Naughty granny! HOT Doutzen Kroes Holy halter-neck! There’s no better way to show off those toned shoulders. And just check out the way Doutzen’s arty frock cascades over her curves like it ain’t a thing! NOT Lena Dunham We’ve got a lot of love for the Girls…

First there was Ozzy Osbourne and his dysfunctional mob in The Osbournes, which paved the way for crazy Kris Jenner and her picture-perfect klan in Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Now, prepare for your jaw to drop all over again as rocker Rod Stewart’s cashed-up kin hit screens in Stewarts & Hamiltons! With the show centred around Rod’s model daughter Kimberly, her mum Alana Stewart – who divorced the singing Scotsman back in 1984 – and her first husband, actor George Hamilton, it’s a meeting of Hollywood dynasties that promises to be hotter than napalm! Throw in Kimberly’s half-brothers Ashley and George Hamilton Jr, as well as her lothario brother Sean Stewart, and you’ve got yourself one explosive series. Stewarts & Hamiltons premieres 9.30pm July 28 on E!…

Former Here Comes Honey Boo Boo star Mama June made quite a splash showcasing her impressive weight loss during a recent family trip to Florida. And the former junk-food junkie – who once tipped the scales at 182kg – credits her 27kg weight loss to lots of green juices. “They are awesome, coming from someone who doesn’t like green vegetables,” says the 35-year-old. And her pint-sized pageant-star daughter Honey Boo Boo, nine, has even got in on the act, shedding more than 3kg in the past few months “just by eating smaller and walking”, says her mum. Good job!…

CATS IN THE BAG  As Taylor Swift leaves her New York pad to head to a gig in Washington DC, the singer doesn’t have a care in the world. That’s because Tay has staff to carry everything for her, from her handbag and coffee to her pampered pusses Meredith Grey and Olivia Benson! DAKS-OFF DADDY G’day, tiger! Robbie Williams is taking a break from the European leg of his Let Me Entertain You Tour to relax with his son Charlton in Rome – and, er, entertain us! Let’s just hope those budgie smugglers don’t bite... PRINCE OF ALES Who said the royals were out of touch?! Prince Charles and wife Camilla Parker Bowles aren’t above pulling their own pints, as they’re only too happy to demonstrate at the Raven Inn…

SUICIDE SQUAD #SELFIES Good luck getting this lot to pass up a photo opportunity! Will Smith and his Suicide Squad co-stars Cara Delevingne, Margot Rob›ie, Jay Hernandez, Adam Beach, Karen Fukuhara, Joel Kinnaman, Jai Courtney and crew member Sophia Kerr clearly live by the motto “One in, all in” as they line up for selfies galore during their trip to Comic-Con in San Diego. Give it a rest, guys – you’ll #breaktheinternet! Selfie absorbed The Suicide Squad gang don’t mind exposing themselves as a bunch of, um, posers. The many faces OF DRAKE! If Drake ever quits music, he can always fall back on impersonating celebs for a living! The rapper’s new music video Energy sees him mimicking a whole bunch of famous folk, including a sexed-up Kanye West, undies-clad…