Innholdsfortegnelse for September 2016 i NEXT

As I sit at my desk writing this I’m a whole 24 hours into my 40th year. Forty? How did that happen? It seems like just a moment ago I was an angsty 20-year-old wondering where I was going in life, and now here I am staring down the barrel of ‘midlife’ or – as one kind friend noted in a Facebook birthday well-wish – “the last victory lap of my 30s”. Not that I’m worried that next year I’ll be turning 40 – in fact, quite the opposite. I see it as a badge of honour, a clean slate, the start of something new, the real beginning of grown-up life. I feel at this point I can take advantage of the ‘older, yet wiser’ adage. I’ve ticked a few…

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The best thing not yet invented is… An alarm that will remove me from my bed and put me in the shower! And dress me, feed me and send me to work. The best thing about spring is… new flowers. Top of my bucket list is… Seeing the Northern Lights. My favourite piece of clothing in my wardrobe is… Always changing. But at the moment, it’s my Harman Grubiša Eleanor suit. The one piece of clothing I’d never throw out is… My wedding dress. My go-to party outfit is… Skinny pants, a silk top and Helmut Lang pumps. The best hand-me-down I’ve ever inherited is… She hasn’t handed it down yet, but I’ve got my eye on a Moschino jacket my mum has from the…

‘Instead of getting angry, I take the information and I find a solution’ Salma Hayek doesn’t so much enter a room as decant into it. When she appears in the doorway of London’s South Kensington Club, all conversation pauses as people take in the fact of the actress and her indomitable curves, today clad in head-to-toe-to-handbag Gucci. And then she starts talking about the menopause. “They don’t tell you the things that can happen,” says Hayek, 49, shaking her head in feigned disbelief. “They send you this questionnaire: Are you losing your hair? Are your nose and your ears growing? Do you have facial hair growing? Are you gaining weight that you cannot get rid of? Are you shrinking? And then they ask, is your vagina dry? And my answer…

Guess Who? ($40) Launched in 1979, this classic board game features 24 characters. Using yes/no questions, the person who correctly guesses the character on their opponent’s card is the winner. MemoryBlock (free for iOS and Android) This creates sequences using five coloured buttons for you to mimic. The higher your score, the faster it gets. Good for memory, reflexes – and wasting time constructively. Pairs This game is about remembering the location of playing cards. Arrange all 52 cards in the deck face down. Take turns to flip over two cards at a time – if they’re the same rank and colour (for example, queens of hearts and diamonds) you win the pair and play again. If not, the cards are turned back over. The person with most pairs wins.…

Pitfalls to avoid Pick a favourite op shop and check in regularly. New stock arrives all the time. Charity shops in well-heeled areas have a higher ratio of quality stuff, but the catch is that you can also pay more for it. Get out of the big smoke. If you like vintage pieces, the op shop capitals of New Zealand are Palmerston North, Wanganui and the entire South Island. Be patient. Sometimes the good stuff leaps out at you; sometimes it’s hiding behind a Warehouse polar fleece. If the shoes fit, wear them! Even if they’re not labelled as your size. Shoe sizes mean nothing. The same goes for clothing. You won’t get anywhere if you only try clothes in ‘your’ size. Give everything the sniff test. I can live…

EVENING GLAM If you’re not sure about rocking the full-on bling look, pair your spangly skirt with a simple black T-shirt for a more understated feel. GEMS ’N’ JEANS If you want to tone this look down a notch, say for a day’s shopping with friends, swap the jeans for loose black pants and the strappy heels for sneakers. PARTY TIME A shift dress is a fabulous option as the style works well for most body shapes. The pared-back nature of the cut allows you to add drama through accessories. DRAMA QUEEN This is the new power dressing! For a more glam evening look, lose the cardi and add a dramatic necklace paired with simple earrings. COCKTAIL HOUR The embellished trend doesn’t have to mean sparkle and glitz. This beautiful…

2 + 4 + 9 + 5 + 3 Chunky roll-neck sweater, $140, Max. Leighton longline shirt, $90, Portmans. Slim stretch straight jeans, $259, Workshop Denim. Scarf, $55, Decjuba. Slip-ons, $140, Adidas Originals. 6 + 14 + 13 Tessa tux blazer, $150; and Rose Trim dress, $130; both Portmans. Julie peep-toe heels, $209, Country Road. 7 + 16 + 12 + 13 Mallory dress, $599, Juliette Hogan. Milano skirt, $295, Visage. Saddle pouch belt, $80; and Julie peep-toe heels, $209; both Country Road. 20 + 11 + 18 + 17 Rugby Bateau T-shirt, $90, Country Road. Park cardigan, $349, Kowtow. Rodeo Drive Dream skirt, $150, Portmans. Slithur heels by Steve Madden, $170, Hannahs. 20 + 8 + 9 + 3 Rugby Bateau T-shirt, $90, Country Road. Hideaway coat, $399, Kowtow.…

There’s no better time than now to opt for a shorter do. For months, it’s been all about the long bob, aka the lob, then it went shorter to the bob, and slowly but surely we’re seeing the hair line creep up and up. But before you tell your stylist to ‘chop it all off’, keep in mind that the look of the moment isn’t cropped close to the skull like the traditional pixie cut. It has longer layers on the top, allowing you to play with volume, texture and movement. In short – it’s softer and more feminine than before. Style icons: Anne Hathaway, Charlize Theron, Ruby Rose. Five reasons to take the plunge and get a short haircut 1 It’s cheaper: Not only will you save on shampoo…

1 WATER WALKING This helps hone your posture as it works your core muscles. It’s a great way to begin your session to warm up. Find a section in the pool where the water comes roughly to your waist and simply begin walking around in a small circle or even on the spot. Move with purpose, pumping your arms, engaging your core and lifting your legs as high as possible for maximum effect. Do this for as long as you feel comfortable – five minutes is usually long enough. 2 WALL COBRA In traditional yoga this position is usually done lying on the floor but it’s just as easy to achieve at the side of the pool. It’s great for strengthening your core and stretching your abdomen. Stand in chest-deep…

LOOKING INWARDS Anxiety for Beginners, Eleanor Morgan Macmillan, $38 Eleanor Morgan was 17 and in the middle of a school biology lesson when she had her first panic attack. This is an intelligent, personal, powerful and beautifully written account of Morgan’s own experiences of anxiety and depression, but it doesn’t stop there. She also talks to experts and fellow sufferers, exploring the roots of this affliction that affects around a third of the population at some point in our lives – and finds that acceptance rather than cure may just be the answer. Grit, Angela Duckworth Vermilion, $40 Why is it people who test high for talent often fail to reach their potential while others who don’t test high often ‘overachieve’? According to psychologist Duckworth, it…

Kiwi men on the go who want to look after their health and stay well love Lifestream Nature’s Multi Advanced. Why? It’s a wholefood vitamin source that fortifies the immune system, fuels energy, and supports muscles and bones. It also helps with restful sleep and de-stressing. Available from pharmacies and health food stores. RRP from $39.90. Visit www.lifestream.co.nz. The Gucci Bamboo narrative continues with a new scent, Gucci Bamboo Eau de Toilette. The new scent pulsates with the original fragrance’s inspiration: bamboo, one of the House’s most celebrated and elegant design signatures. This rich, woody floral finds a new edge with a bright mandarin note. RRP $120. Love is in the details with Fancy Feast. Each Fancy Feast meal is artfully crafted with a choice of savoury cuts or smooth…

As the sun blazes into the room, I feel something shift inside me. Maybe it is my heart, creaking open again “The only time I’ve ever wished I lived in the country was during the months when my marriage was falling apart. There aren’t many good places to break up with a spouse, but one of the worst has to be an inner-city apartment block with paper-thin walls, meaning that your neighbours can hear every slammed door and smashed plate. There may be such a thing as a quiet divorce – but mine wasn’t one of them. Like most writers, I worship silence. During those months, the noise levels felt almost intolerable. Each morning I stumbled down to the mailboxes, only to meet neighbours who were as red-eyed as I…

The famous five It was the best combo of all backstage at NEXT’s cover shoot: Strong women, designer clothing, tempting snacks and one very cute baby, Renee’s daughter Arabella. Ashleigh, herself a mum, took on the role of babysitting the cuddly little one while Renee took her turn in front of the camera. And the styling was such a hit that Carol bought the heels she’s wearing, which were from Hannahs – proving everybody loves a chic bargain.…

The Ageless Rocker “Look out you rock ’n’ rollers, pretty soon now you’re gonna get older,” warned David Bowie in 1971. But 44 years later, musicians like Patti Smith, Marianne Faithfull, Françoise Hardy and Chrissie Hynde are still rolling on. As fans of what I like to call Rock Chickery, they’re growing older with dignity and style and a wardrobe full of effortlessly cool clothes. The essentials: Mussed-up hair, mannish tailoring, military gear, a leather biker jacket and black skinny pants. The style heroines: Yoko Ono, Debbie Harry, Kate Moss, former model and muse Betty Catroux, model and actress Lou Doillon, Grace Jones, model Stella Tennant, musicians Kim Gordon, Viv Albertine and Joan Jett. French women aren’t fashion victims. They like to keep it clean and simple; think…

If it sounds ridiculous applied to a man, it should sound equally wrong applied to a woman I can still remember where I was sitting when I saw a cartoon of myself that left me completely baffled. Parliament was in session and I was at my desk when my executive assistant came flying into the room to ask if I’d seen the Timaru Herald. She had a half-disapproving, half-depressed look on her face. When I saw the paper, I could see why. I guess I was used to being depicted in cartoons with two thirds of my face taken up with teeth, but this was more than that. I was dressed in a skimpy bikini with black stilettos, parading around a boxing ring holding a sign. In the corner of…

‘I was driving one day when someone on the radio said, “You’re never too old to become the person you thought you’d be”’ It’s been called frivolous, wasteful, exploitative, bad for the planet – and sometimes fashion is guilty as charged. But it can also be a force for good. Take Coco Chanel – her single-minded dedication to fashion helped her overcome poverty, hardship and sexism. Or Donatella Versace who, after her brother Gianni’s death in 1997, turned his failing business into one of the world’s most successful fashion houses. What unites these women is a determination not to let adversity define them. Experts say when life throws you a curve ball, it doesn’t have to be the end of your dreams. In fact, if you can accept change, it…

Head-to-toe designer looks are so last decade; these days, the rich and the famous know the value of a savvy chain store purchase just as much as we do. Just ask Michelle Obama, with her penchant for J Crew, or Kate Middleton and her wardrobe of Topshop dresses. We asked four stylish Kiwi women to put together a chain store outfit, from the current season or their own wardrobe, and tell us why it works so well. Presenting the eight rules of ‘I can’t believe it’s not designer’ dressing… 1 Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery “The circle of design is quite small,” says Kylie Cooke, a film, television and music video stylist. “Designers are constantly referencing history – for example, the high-necked Victorian blouse trend – so you…

BUILD ASSOCIATIONS Give a name meaning by associating it with a simple and obvious word that rhymes, or a related object. For example, say you were introduced to someone called Rose, try picturing her holding a rose or drinking a glass of rosé wine. USE A MEMORY APP While smartphones are part of the problem, they can also be part of the solution, thanks to the memory apps on offer. Namerick (purchase it from iTunes) or Remember It (free from Google Play) allow you to add searchable details to every contact you enter, such as where they work and live, what they look like and where you met them. TRY SOCIAL RECALL “When you get home, picture the people you talked to and run through their names,” says Fritz, “then…

In the navy Move over black, navy is the new go-to for chic workwear. Pair a navy blazer with jeans for a smart-casual look, or give a nod to the trend with a structured navy bag. The great white shirt A white shirt is a wardrobe staple, but this season you might find yourself with a whole collection. White shirts are here in every way – short shirts worn untucked, long shirts, tied-at-the front shirts, button-detail shirts, shirt dresses… you get the idea. The simplicity of white lets your jewellery do the talking, so don’t be afraid to bring out the bling. Button up high and drape a statement necklace over the top, or roll up the sleeves and finish with a chunky man-style watch for a classic look. Denim…

‘Just like colouring your hair or getting your nails done, people like the result... which is why they continue, but you can stop at any time’ Q What is Botox? Botox is a prescription medicine made from a naturally occurring purified protein which relaxes muscles. When used cosmetically it relaxes the muscles that create lines such as the frown and crow’s feet. It can also be used for more ‘advanced’ techniques like lifting the brow and mouth corners by ‘rebalancing’ facial muscles, or slimming the jawline by relaxing the big muscles at the sides of the jaw. Other advanced techniques include treating a gummy smile, an overactive or dimply chin; reducing lip lines; softening lines or bands on the neck; or defining the jawline. Q Is Botox the same as…

Too much foam We all love a foaming facial cleanser but a lot of them contain sodium lauryl sulphate (SLS), which can cause skin irritations, redness and dryness. SOLUTION: Switch to an oil cleanser, particularly one containing natural oils, as this will likely be more gentle on skin. Similarly, at bath time, opt for oils rather than bubbles. When choosing products, look for ingredients like sodium coco-sulphate, which is a foaming agent but less harsh on skin. Try: Cosmedix Purity Solution Nourishing Deep Cleansing Oil, $57.50. Nude Perfect Cleansing Oil Face and Eyes, $62. Lipidol Cleansing Face Oil, $10. Not moisturising oily skin Some of us with oily skin think the best solution is to not moisturise the shiny T-zone area. This is a bad idea because your skin will…

1 USE CONDITIONER: To tame your mane you need a hit of moisture, and your common conditioner will provide just that. Look for a product that contains glycerine or hydrating ingredients. Try: Eleven Smooth Me Now Anti-Frizz Conditioner, $28. L’Oréal Elvive Smooth-Intense Anti-Frizz Conditioner, $6.59. 2 LOSE THE TOWEL: Drying your hair with a towel roughs up the hair’s cuticles, which will make it look frizzy. Instead, use a cotton T-shirt to blot it dry. 3 GO NATURAL: Instead of using the blowdryer, let your locks dry naturally as the hot air from the dryer will dehydrate the strands and make them frizzy. If time is of the essence, let it dry 90% of the way then use the blowdryer for the last 10%. 4 WAIT TO APPLY: Your…

Store lentils in an airtight container in a cool, dry place. They may lose their colour but will keep indefinitely Red lentil fritters with green yoghurt 1½ Tbsp olive oil ½ onion, finely diced 2 garlic cloves, finely chopped 2 tsp each coarsely crushed coriander seeds and cumin seeds 1 cup red lentils 2 eggs, separated 100g self-raising flour Finely grated rind of 1 lemon Vegetable oil, for shallow frying Green yoghurt ½ cup (firmly packed) coriander 1/3 cup (firmly packed) flat-leaf parsley 2 garlic cloves, coarsely chopped 1 long green chilli, coarsely chopped ½ tsp ground cumin ¼ tsp ground cardamom 70ml olive oil Juice of 1 lemon 250g thick natural yoghurt 1 Heat oil in a saucepan over medium-high heat, add onion and garlic and sauté until tender.…

Campbell’s. BEEF STROGANOFF SERVES 4 INGREDIENTS 1/3 cup plain flour 750g rump steak, cut into 2cm strips 3 tbsp oil 1 onion, finely diced 200g button mushrooms, sliced 2 tbsp sweet paprika 2 cloves garlic, crushed 2 tsp sugar 2 tbsp tomato paste 2 cups (500ml) Campbell’s Real Stock – Beef 2 tbsp sour cream METHOD 1. Place flour in a resealable bag and add rump steak strips. Seal bag and shake to coat. Remove rump steak and place in a bowl. 2. Heat 2 tbsp oil in a large, heavy-based saucepan over medium- high heat. Cook rump steak in batches, then set aside and keep warm. 3. Add remaining oil to pan, add onion and mushrooms, then cook over medium heat for 5 minutes. Return rump steak to pan,…

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Once, showing a little ankle made you the strumpet from hell. Now, thanks to Rihanna and the internet, it’s all sideboob and underboob and enormous arses “Astrange thing happened to my friend Bunny last week (of course that isn’t her real name – who calls a child Bunny?). Now, Bunny is a very beautiful, very friendly woman, if a little naïve. She loves the world, and sometimes the world tries to love her back when she least expects it, and this was one of those times. A guest had arrived for a birthday party and, having partied, didn’t seem to have any plan for checking out, ever. Never mind, Bunny is exceedingly gracious, as well as honey-haired, so went off to spend the rest of the weekend at her wee…

I wonder whether the great thing about travelling is not posting cool pictures on Instagram, but overcoming fear When we don’t have a choice about it, the only choice we have is ‘the style we select’ for passing the time I have just spent two hours standing, dry-mouthed and swollen-footed, in a barely moving queue while getting shouted at by a stony-faced LAX official when I tried to text my children. “No phones ma’am.” I had just got off one 12-hour flight and was about to get onto another one. Oh, I do love travel! It broadens the mind! But – lowered voice – travel is not really like a Louis Vuitton ad these days, is it? The mean-looking official probably had a gun. And the world seems to have…

LIFE STILL SWEET AT 80 I really related to J Elliott’s letter on sugar. I grew up with little processed food, lots of dairy and lots of exercise, riding a horse or walking to school. We grew most of our own veg, and sweets were a treat. I still have a similar diet and am a healthy, active 80-year-old; my doctor says I have the blood pressure of a teen! I’ve never needed to diet. Maybe moderation is key, certainly lots of good food and exercise. I’m an avid reader almost since the inception of NEXT. Thank you for all the good reads. Katherine Curry END THE SILENCE I’ve just read your Soapox ‘We need to talk’. Miscarriage must be extremely soul-destroying... all the hopes and anticipation wiped out. I…

There are various challenges that come with getting older, and dressing can certainly be one of them. But it’s also an opportunity to get more creative It was the late, great Yves Saint Laurent who said, “Fashion is fleeting... style is eternal.” And how right he was. Keeping up with current trends is one thing, but finding your own individual style is another. The hard part about style is you have to let it naturally evolve as you age, so it can complement not only your changing lifestyle, but your personality too. Thankfully, we have some great role models for being chic at any age. Think Iris Apfel, the thick-rimmed-glasses-wearing New York socialite who became the face of a MAC cosmetics range at the ripe old age of 90. Even…

The contrast with the injuries, trauma and chronic disease seen in an emergency department was stark. “After doing these on-site health checks I realised it is a lot more rewarding to try to prevent disease,” she says. “I thought, 'Wow, this is something I really want to do.” As the busy owner of a fast-growing business, Alison Richards still calls herself “a true nurse”. The Auckland mother-of-two takes special satisfaction from making a difference to people's long-term health through her company Working Health. “As a nurse that's really important to me,” she says. Richards was an emergency nurse in a hospital when she first got the chance to do some health checks for a corporate client. “I had never done any corporate or occupational health and I really enjoyed it.”…

“This skirt is exactly the kind of thing I look out for: vintage styling and a standout print. Paired with a smart, modern blouse, it’s timeless.” “I saw this in the window of a Salvation Army store and I could tell by the cut it was vintage. I’m not sure how vintage – my guess is a 70s take on the 1930s. The label is Cue, which has been around since 1968.” “My husband walked past a garage sale on the way home with ‘lots of retro clothes’. Our son’s seventh birthday party was starting in an hour. The woman running it let me take home an armful of dresses to try on. I wore this at the party. The seven-year-olds didn’t bat an eyelid.” “This…

When the internet took off, online shopping was touted as the faster, easier and more efficient way to shop. No longer would we have to struggle with jam-packed shopping mall carparks, crowds of customers and unflattering changing room mirrors. Now we could browse in peace in our pyjamas from the comfort of our living rooms – scrolling websites with one hand while holding a wine glass in the other. Turns out it’s not that simple. How easy is online shopping really, especially if you’re not happy with what you’ve bought and you want to return it and get your money back? Although the ordering process is usually pain-free, you can often end up waiting weeks to be refunded for returned items – and having to fork out for the extra…

Have a SHOT Are you looking for something to give your skin that extra hydration hit? Time Bomb’s Complexion Cocktail with a shot of H2Omega is just the product to rehydrate dry skin. With a mix of coconut oil and chia oil, as well as hyaluronic acid complex, this one will not only reload the skin’s moisture reserve but it will give you skin that looks fresh and dewy. $50. STAYING POWER There’s nothing more annoying than blow-drying your hair and then 10 minutes later it’s all over the place. That won’t be an issue any more if you try Kérastase L’Incroyable Blowdry. The heat styling lotion gives long-lasting style thanks to its shape memory technology – and the best part is it won’t make your hair stiff so it…

The skin is our biggest organ and, as we know, many ingredients can be absorbed through it into the bloodstream. The problem is, there haven’t been any tests conducted to identify what ingredients you can and can’t safely use when carrying a baby, because no woman would ever agree to being tested while pregnant! With that in mind, we’ve compiled a list of ingredients and treatments that you may want to avoid. Stay away from: RETIN-A/ ACCUTANE, RETINOIDS, VITAMIN A Why? Vitamin A is used in skincare because it’s an anti-ageing powerhouse. But when you’re pregnant it’s an important ingredient to avoid. Some of the stronger forms of vitamin A, such as Retin-A and accutane, are prescription drugs and have been linked to birth defects. While most types of vitamin…

Sleep your way to a tidier brain Humans need to sleep, we all know that, but why? A BBC study has come up with one possible theory: it’s when your brain does its housekeeping. It’s called ‘synaptic pruning’, where the brain makes room for whatever new information we’ve learnt that day and gets rid of anything unnecessary. This explains why after a bad night’s sleep, we struggle to remember details. It’s just another reason why skimping on shut-eye is bad for long-term health. Rise ‘n’ shine Our morning routines are making us more mindful, a study from Nespresso has concluded. Certain rituals such as meditation, having a shower and, yes, enjoying a cup of coffee help us feel more grounded first thing, offering a tiny snatch of the elusive ‘me…

Lime and vanilla yo-yos with passionfruit curd Melting moments or yo-yos? A wonderful childhood favourite just stepped it up. This one’s sandwiched with both passionfruit curd and lime butter to take it to the next level. 200g butter, softened 90g icing sugar, sieved ¼ cup lime juice plus finely grated rind of 1 lime 1 vanilla bean, seeds scraped 225g plain flour 100g cornflour Passionfruit curd 4 egg yolks 100g caster sugar 80ml passionfruit pulp 50g butter, coarsely chopped 2 tsp lime juice Lime butter 275g icing sugar, sifted 100g cold unsalted butter, finely chopped 2 Tbsp lime juice and rind 1 Preheat oven to 180°C. Beat butter, sugar, lime juice, rind and vanilla together until pale and creamy (2-3 minutes). Sift flour and cornflour, add to butter mixture and…

The beauty of river cruising is it allows you the option of getting off the boat every day. You can go and explore the towns and dip in and out of the culture The medieval town of Honfleur may be known as ‘the Jewel of Normandy’, a seaside town to which locals flock in summer, but today the rain is so torrential it’s hard to see two steps in front of you, let alone admire the view. Darting from café to café, there isn’t much to do other than sit and watch the fat drops of rain fall. By the time we return to our ship I’m sopping wet – with a bad mood to match. Luckily, the team on Avalon Tapestry II are ready and waiting as soon as…

VIRGO AUG 24 – SEP 23 RELATIONSHIPS Love is in the air this month, with a Virgo New Moon in your birth sign on the 1st. If you’ve been attracted to someone new but feeling unsure, relax. Two people who are meant for each other will find a way. As for home life, you will be forced to face a lingering problem you have with a loved one. See if you can thread your way through the hurts of the past and figure out a method of making up. A heart-to-heart on the 30th will be memorable – and revealing. MONEY This is a good time for cultivating contacts that could lead to a moneymaking opportunity. Jupiter, the planet of prosperity, is firmly on your side and brings a lift…

1 The clothes on sale are always sold out in your size? 2 The Kardashians are still a thing? 3 People say they ‘slept like a baby’, when babies wake up every couple of hours? 4 You never run into your ex when you’re having a great hair day? 5 Men stay fertile forever, but women have to get everything done by 40? 6 There’s nothing you want when it’s your birthday, but 100 things you’d like to buy the rest of the year? 7 Petrol prices go down the day after you fill up your tank? 8 The pull-tab always breaks before the seal comes off the milk? 9 Your nose only itches when you’re carrying two coffees? 10 You always change queue just before the one you were…