“On 18 April 1930, a BBC news presenter announced to listeners, “There is no news”, and switched on some tunes. In the days before news was manufactured – in other words, ‘created’ to sell timeslots to advertisers – listeners were regularly blessed with sweet sounds.
Now there is a 24/7 news cycle – ‘news’ of people, events, and developments which enter the ‘suckhole’ of human consciousness, only to be driven out months, days, or seconds later by a more salient news item. ‘Good’ news is that which remains in the suckhole the longest – tragedies, deaths, and disasters being highly arresting – while ‘bad’ news, or information with no novelty or ‘stickiness’ value, might include such topics as nature, goodwill, or ethics.
To remain swirling in the news suckhole, today's…