IT’S COMPLICATED
“Nana,” said Master 4, “I have a story to tell you, but it’s too complicated, so I will tell you when it’s not complicated.” CHERYL MEADS, WANGANUI, NZ.
OPRAH-TIC
As we drove over the Sydney Harbour Bridge on our road trip from Victoria, Master 5 looked out of the window and excitedly exclaimed: “Mum, Mum, look, its Oprah’s house!” S. ABRAM, HUGHESDALE, VIC.
MUM’S RIDE
My grandchildren Jasmine, 7, and Kyle, 6, were discussing how their horses went in the Melbourne Cup. Jasmine said, “My mummy won.” Kyle looked at her and said, “I didn’t know your mum could ride a horse.” SHIRLEY BLACKIE, RAYMOND TERRACE, NSW.
PATTY CAKE PANIC
After we moved house I signed up for a mothers’ group. I was hastily checking around the house…
