SHORT AND SWEET
Showing MM grandpa how to shorten his texts (‘U’ instead of ‘you’ etc.) as they read like a long letter, he was silent for a while, then said, ‘What a relief, as I was worried that you were dyslexic!’ He’s such a sweet, funny man. J. HOBBS, SEVEN HILLS, NSW.
ROYAL MISTAKE
At a fancy dress party, MM complimented a woman dressed as the queen, telling her she looked ‘corpulent’. A large-ish lady, she was far from amused. Poor MM had meant ‘opulent’. ALISON CHALMERS, HIGHTON, VIC.
DOUBLE DUTCH
Dutch MM was telling me his daughter was overdue with her second baby. ‘She is not going to let the doctor seduce her this time. Last time the doctor seduced her and it was no good,’ he informed…