OLD MAN IN A BAR
An old man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes?”
The bartender says, “No, we only sell beer here”. The old man leaves.
The next day the old man walks into the bar again, and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes?”
The bartender says, “No, like I said yesterday, we only sell beer here”.
The old man leaves. The following day the old man walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes?”
The bartender says, “No, I already told you we only sell beer, and if you ask me again I’m going to nail your lips to the bar.”
The next day the old man walks back into the bar, and…
