FOR THE KIDS
■ Where do milkshakes come from? Excited cows.
■ What does a footballer and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks.
■ What is a rabbit’s favourite dance style? Hip-hop!
■ Why are footballers never asked out to dinner? Because they are always dribbling.
NEW BEER
“Good afternoon, my good barman, a quart of Less if you please,” says the old man as he enters the tavern.
“Less? Never heard of it,” the barman replies.
“Oh, come now surely you have,” he persists.
“No, sorry, we certainly don’t stock it. What is it anyway? Some foreign beer?”
“Well, I’m not sure,” the old man admits, “It was my doctor who mentioned it. He said I should drink less.”
MEMORY LOSS
Three sisters, aged 92, 94,…
