Innholdsfortegnelse for August 2022 i KRASH

STATUS FORMERLY A SUPER-VILLAIN TURNED CONSULTANT FOR THE ANTI-VILLAIN LEAGUE, GRU IS A KEY CHARACTER IN THE Despicable Me AND Minions FILM FRANCHISES. STYLE GRU HAS BLUE EYES, A LONG NOSE AND A BROAD PHYSIQUE. HE GENERALLY DRESSES IN A GREY JUMPER UNDERNEATH A BLACK COAT, A STRIPED SCARF, BLACK PANTS AND SHOES. PERSONALITY  ORIGINALLY, GRU WAS DETERMINED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD, HOWEVER, FOLLOWING THE ADOPTION OF THREE GIRLS, MARGO, EDITH AND AGNES, HE TRANSFORMED INTO A KIND AND CARING FATHER-FIGURE. FRIENDS MARGO, EDITH AND AGNES ARE GRU’S BIGGEST FANS AND HE ALSO HAS MASS SUPPORT FROM A GROUP OF LOYAL MINIONS. SKILLS ALONG WITH ENHANCED AGILITY, STRENGTH AND REFLEXES, GRU HAS A GENIUS-LEVEL OF INTELLIGENCE ALLOWING HIM TO INVENT IMPRESSIVE WEAPONS AND TECHNOLOGY. STATUS  THE TYRANNOSAURUS, OTHERWISE REFERRED…

Video games aren’t just video games anymore. We’ve seen some of our favourite heroes and series become all kinds of other experience in recent years. There’s comics, books, movies, TV shows, toys, Lego and so much more out there for fans to enjoy. The latest, and possibly coolest, is theme parks based on video games. At the Universal Studios Theme Park in Japan, there is an entire area called Super Nintendo World. You can see it in these pictures. How cool does it look? It’s not just about having an awesome theme, but many video game experiences actually make sense as rides. For example, Mario Kart makes for a great cross between dodgem cars and a rollercoaster. The Super Mario World theme park experience in Japan has proven so popular…

LAB RAT: Halo Infinite Mantis TEST RESULTS: Take command of this powerful exoskeleton mech and lead the UNSC forces to victory. Adjust your weapons to fight off ground threats, shoot down air-bourne enemies, or punch through heavy defenses. LAB RAT: LEGO City Express Passenger Train TEST RESULTS: This high-speed Express Passenger Train is the perfect addition to your LEGO City. It features dimmable headlights, dining and passenger cars, six mini figures, 24 track pieces, and its own station platform! LAB RAT: Jurassic World Matchbox 5-Pack Assortment TEST RESULTS: Get four scale die cast vehicles and a mini dinosaur in each pack. All realistic vehicles are inspired by the Jurassic World movies, and are built tough to race down any escaped dino. LAB RAT: Hot Wheels Mario Kart Circuit Slam TEST…

SUPER SOAP THE SET UP: Grab the bar of soap out of the shower when nobody is looking. Use the paper towel to make sure the soap is nice and dry, then carefully paint the soap with the nail polish. Let it dry in the sun and then put it back in the shower. The next time somebody has a shower, they’ll be completely confused about why the soap will not lather. THE PUNISHMENT: If you knicked the nail polish from your sister or mum, there could be a little punishment coming your way. It would be a good idea to have a replacement bottle up your sleeve. TOOL KIT A BAR OF SOAP, PAPER TOWEL AND CLEAR NAIL POLISH. SWEET AS  THE SET UP: When nobody is watching, take…

HURRY UP KRASH HEADS! SEND US YOUR BEST EMAILS AND DRAWINGS NOW! WE LOVE GETTING DRAWINGS FROM YOU GUYS.WE ALWAYS DO OUR BEST TO PUBLISH AS MANY AS POSSIBLE! SHOOT ‘EM THROUGH TO KRASH@NUCLEAR.COM.AU OR WRITE US A LETTER TO PO BOX 230, DOUBLE BAY NSW 1360. Heya KRASHERS, you guys are only two words; THE BOMB!!! I like Shame Shack, Speak Up and Rib Ticklers. Just two more things: Keep making KRASH mags for infinity!!! And: I read another kids mag and it was two wordz: BOR-ING!!! And don’t forget: YOU GUYS ARE THE BOMB!!! See ya! PS. How does a monkey make a toasted sandwich? He puts it under a gorilla. TOMAS HEY KRASH I love reading ya mags. I especially like the wrestling parts and Shame Shack. I…

Ever looked at a jet ski or motorbike and imagined what it would be like cruising in the air? Well that fantasy is becoming fact, thanks to Japanese company A.L.I. Technologies and their XTurismo Limited Edition - a gas-powered personal hovercraft that’s soon to go into production! Starting as drone builders in 2016, A.L.I Technologies insist it’s not a motorcycle, as there’s not much cycling happening! It’s more of a flying bike than a flying car though, as its riders (pilots) will be wearing bike leathers and a full-face helmet. Visually, the flying bike looks like an oversized drone with a motorcycle stuck in the middle. With a sick black and red paint job, the hoverbike spans 3.6 metres from tip to tail and is 2.4 metres wide by 1.5…

Sonic and Tails are no strangers to speed. Whether it’s Sonic running at more than 300 miles per hour or Tails using his twin tails to soar through the sky, these intergalactic heroes know plenty about going fast. But even they were amazed, when they jumped through the rings from their planet to ours, at just what lightning quick creatures there are on Earth. Here, to celebrate their brand-new adventure in Sonic The Hedgehog 2, we reveal our eight favorite homegrown speedsters! TIGER BEETLES The quickest land insects are the spider-eating Australian tiger beetles, clocking 9kmph! BLACK MAMBA Africa’s largest venomous snake is also the world’s fastest. This double-threat slithers at 19kmph! PEREGRINE FALCON Quite simply the fastest animal on Earth, this bird flies at over 320kmph when diving for…

FORETALES FORMAT: PC Here’s an interesting game idea. Foretales is a card game, but the way that you play the cards doesn’t just impact things like combat. It also changes the story. Indeed, as well as attack cards you have stealth cards, bartering cards for making a trade, cards for setting up tricks and traps, and more. You learn more about the story as you play your cards, with a voice actor reading out what’s happening. With its cute visuals and interesting idea, this could be an little indie gem. MULTIVERSUS FORMAT: PC, XBOX, PLAYSTATION Ok here’s an exciting new game. This is platform fighter, kind of like Super Smash Bros, but starring characters from across the Warner Bros. universe. It’s a 2 vs…

1 When you first try and drop in be sure that you start on a small ramp first and then work your way up to the bigger ones, the wrong move can be costly. Have a friend to hold your hands or stand beside you if it seems too scary, they can help soften the landing for you. 2 Place your front foot on the board gently and begin falling forward. 3 Continue falling and be sure to keep the front leg bent - this keeps your weight forward. 4 Slam your front foot down so that the board stays down, you will fall backwards if you fail to do this. Keep your eyes to where your going. 5 Bend your knees and absorb your weight into the curve of…

MIGHTY MUSHROOM A South Australian schoolboy is believed to have discovered the world’s largest porcini mushroom weighing an enormous 2.6 kilograms. Whilst walking home from school, Jasper Les, from the Adelaide Hills, spotted the massive mushroom and said, “I’ve never seen one that big or even close to being that big.” The 14-yearold brought the fungus home to show his mother, who was equally surprised. Realising that Guinness World Records does not currently have a listing for the world’s largest porcini mushroom; the family has applied for official acknowledgment of Jasper’s discovery. Currently, the record-keeping agency lists the longest edible mushroom which measured around 58 centimetres in 2014. The teenager plans to eat some of the mushroom and sell the rest, adding, “the challenge is on now to try find…

1 CENA’S DEBUT RAP ALBUM WAS CALLED…? a) You Can’t Be Me b) You Can’t Beat Me c) You Can’t See Me 2 WHICH SUPERSTAR DID CENA FACE IN HIS WWE TV DEBUT? a) Undertaker b) Kurt Angle c) Kane 3 CENA HAS HOW MANY BROTHERS? a) 0 b) 2 c) 5 4 WHAT DID CENA STUDY AT COLLEGE? a) Exercise physiology b) Music Theory c) Criminal Law 5 CENA HAS ADMITTED HE IS AFRAID OF…? a) The dark b) Snakes c) Heights 6 CENA HAS HAD HOW MANY WORLD TITLE REIGNS? a) 8 b) 12 c) 16 7 WHICH SUPERSTAR DID CENA TAG WITH TO CAPTURE THE WWE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP? a) Batista b) Shawn Michaels c) Rey Mysterio 8 WHAT IS CENA’S FINISHING MOVE CALLED? a) STFU…

1 Sonic and Tails’ names both echo how fast they are. Sonic can travel at supersonic speeds while Tails’ full name is in fact Miles “Tails” Prower. Say it out loud: Miles Prower = miles per hour! Get it? 2 Both Sonic and Tails are dimension-hopping versions of Earthly creatures. Tails is a two-tailed fox. And Sonic is… Well, you know. 3 They are an awesome team. They’ll need to be, too. With Dr. Robotnik teaming up with the mighty Knuckles for this new adventure, the guys will need all of Sonic’s smarts and Tails’ flying and mechanical skills to succeed. 4 They also have their signature special moves up their sleeves. Trust us when we say that you don’t want to get in the way of either Sonic’s Spin…

SCAR TISSUE IF YOU’VE EVER STACKED YOUR BIKE AND SCUFFED YOUR KNEES THEN YOU’LL KNOW WHAT A DECENT SCAB LOOKS LIKE. BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT UNDER NATURE’S BAND-AID YOUR WHITE BLOOD CELLS ARE BUSY MUNCHING AWAY ON YOUR DEAD BLOOD AND SKIN CELLS. YUM. DANDRUFF It can look a little like someone threw maggots all over your head but dandruff is actually just small pieces of dead skin on your scalp or hair. People with dandruff have skin cells that grow at a quicker pace — pushing off all those dead cells onto the hair for everyone to see. Gag. NOSE POLYPS IMAGINE A SEEDLESS, PEELED GRAPE… UP YOUR NOSE… AND YOU’LL HAVE A GOOD IDEA OF WHAT A NOSE POLYP IS LIKE. THESE TEARDROP-SHAPED GROWTHS USUALLY FORM AROUND…