Damien Cook runs like a frill-necked Jesus lizard, fleeing all those snakes in that video, you know the one; head back, verily piss-bolting. Johnny Gibbs used to run like that, half out of fear that Tommy Raudonikis would bite him. Gibbo can’t have weighed 70 kegs. Play against Tommy and those mad Magpies, you’d run, too.
There’s a bit more meat on Damien Cook, and a touch less of the startled lizard about his running gait and man-action. He’s a piss-bolter, sure, but it’s controlled piss-bolting. He’s eyes-up, calculating, at speed. Some guys play footy full-on, frothing, eyes like spinning tops. Jimmy Smith played 120 first grade games, mainly for the Roosters, and still marvels that Brad Fittler could do the exceptional, at speed, under pressure, when everyone else was…