1 Rather, one thing we absolutely could not miss last month: the notion that Australian sportsmen, handsomely well-paid, more than a little out of touch, and under supreme pressure could, yes, blatantly cheat. And no amount of sentimental talk about a green hat could prevent that.
2 The tour of South Africa had a half-dozen controversies (sledging, Rabada, Warner and de Kock, Faf’s non-declaration) that on their own could have sustained the narrative for an entire series. Truly, it should go alongside the Monkeygate scandal of 2007-08, the Clarke-Katich bust-up of ’09 and the homework saga of the 2013 Indian tour as a series that will launch a thousand cricket memoirs.
3 If nothing else, at least our cricketers didn’t bring a gun onto the field. In what we thought…