TO THE NON-CRICKET FAN, 300 MIGHT BE JUST SOME NATURAL NUMBER THAT FALLS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 299 AND 301. Numbers make for harsh judges. For us kids, cricket’s numbers occupied an honoured place alongside all those other indisputably quantifiable things – like, you know, where a girl rated on the spunk-rat scale – and good batsmen would be dismissed from conversation with a raspberry: “Bloke never even got one double century!” Greg Chappell simply had to be better than Ian, because Ian’s best Test score was 196 and, let’s face it, no matter how you flip it, it comes up four runs short. Numbers proclaimed undeniable truths.
Great batsmen, it’s true, generally owned at least one Test double. But 300 – well, that was a different realm. Triples cause ripples, man…