ADS
Spotted in an ad: “Tiger – more gears than your car, more fun than your ex, and a lot better-looking.” And won’t complain if you spend too long at the yard, presumably? Sold.
MOULTING
Apparently, pony hair is a big thing, on everything from jackets to megabucks handbags. Come back in April, we’ve got natives who will supply all the hair designers could ever use…
TOES
To the US, where an eventer stayed on in a hard landing in water, but his glasses didn’t. Barefoot volunteers searched the water and one found the specs unscathed. Top toe work!
PROOF
Overheard at a show, a young rider telling her mother she was going to do just what her trainer had told her “to prove it doesn’t work”. She did, and…