▼ PAIN
Spotted online, the statement: “If your backside hurts after a ride, your stirrups are too long, if your knees hurt, your stirrups are too short. If everything hurts, they’re just right.” Story of our lives…
▼ TOYS
A young girl was given a toy horse, with two riders, and a double-seated saddle. Could this be the way forward, like a tandem skydive? Get Carl to sit behind you and you’re an instant winner? (No. Ed)
▼ SCAMMERS
This week’s award goes to the seller of a “free” horse, who’s asking for an adoption fee of $1,200. Oh, and she’s an eightyear-old gelding. Seems a great deal.…