FILMS
One got very excited by the news of a forthcoming film called The Mule. Would it be about Wallace the Great’s rise to glory? Napoleon the mini hunting mule soaring over banks and gates? Sadly, neither, it’s about drug-smuggling. Opportunity missed, Hollywood.
DISCRIMINATION
Overheard at a show, a male onlooker, the husband of a competitor, asking a rider on an Irish Draught: “You’re not entering that, are you?” Um, yes. And, as later shown, to a higher place than your wife. You were saying?
PHONES
Feel for the rider who was struggling to get her phone to charge, and took it, after many muttered oaths, to an expert for help. It was entirely possible the approximately half-bale of straw removed from the charging port may have had something to…