ON THE TLC NETWORK’S SAY YES TO the Dress, future brides often pay astronomic fees for what they believe is a drop-dead gorgeous wedding dress. And when they drop a dump truck full of bills on a gown, they typically want something that glitters, glows, sparkles, shines, and oohs and ahhs with extreme, once-in-a-lifetime splendor. Now, switch gears to obsessed guitarists looking for something stunning—Say Yes to the 6-String, anyone?— and Teye is one of the manufacturers that promises unconstrained opulence.
But while Teye’s ostentatious examples of playable art provide owners with all the “joy of ownership” of an extravagant luxury instrument, they are also relatively attainable (the Gypsy Arrow evaluated here retails for $4,950, compared to, say, Kim Kardashian’s $400,000 Givenchy gown, or even Chelsea Clinton’s $32,000 Vera Wang),…
