*Because, dear reader, you may be out of the loop as far as the latest teen lingo goes, allow us to educate you: Pretty much everything gets abbreviated. ‘Totally’, for example, becomes ‘totes’. And ‘crazy’ becomes ‘cray’. Really crazy becomes cray-cray. Because, of course, it does. You’re welcome. My first crayfish experience was when a friend proudly whipped out a pair of live ones and placed them on the braai grid above the hot coals. Cooked alive, they writhed and screamed as my wife and I watched in open-mouthed horror. I wasn't particularly hungry after that.
Crayfish still isn't my thing. Having said that, the whole cray fish experience was something I was interested in exploring. Freediving, searching the seabed, taking out a boat and dropping ring nets. Ja, I'd…