XI
BEST: Ederson; Tony Book, Vincent Kompany, Tommy Booth, Willie Donachie; Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, David Silva, Colin Bell [right]; Sergio Aguero, Francis Lee
WORST: Simon Tracey; Laurent Charvet, Tal Ben Haim, Simon Colosimo, Jason van Blerk; Ged Brannan, Alfons Groenendijk, Eddie McGoldrick, Adrian Heath; Gerry Creaney, Lee Bradbury
PLAYER
B: David Silva (“I’d let him have sex with my wife” – Noel Gallagher)
W: Danny Mills [right]: marginally more competent at right-back than Charvet, but he gets this honour for his continuing antipathy towards the club and its fans
MOMENT
B: 93:20, 13/5/12
W: Timewasting at 2-2 when we needed a win to avoid relegation on the last day in 1995-96
KIT
B: 1971-72 home: round neck; badge in the centre; white shorts; striped maroon and white trim at the…