It’s hyena season
This issue’s isiZulu word is impisi. Impisi is a hyena. When you hear a hyena laugh, never think it’s coming in peace – it will be true to its nature, wanting to sink its teeth into your flesh. Yes, I am talking about elections campaign season.
To truly demonstrate how South Africans feel about election campaigning and political campaigners with toothy smiles, wanting a piece of us, I’ve reworked the Nightmare on Elm Street theme song.
1, 2, impisi’s coming for you
3, 4, better lock your door
5, 6, buy a crucifix
7, 8, gonna stay up late
9, 10, never sleep again
1, 2, impisi’s coming for you
3, 4, there’s a knock on the door
5, 6, grab your crucifix
7, 8, it’s too…
