Innholdsfortegnelse for May_ 2019 i FHM Australia (Archive)

In college I was so broke I couldn’t afford the electricity bill. Those were the darkest days of my life. My wife complained that I don’t buy her flowers. To be honest, I didn’t know she sold flowers. I was going to give archery a try… But there are too many drawbacks. My wife asked me to put tomato ketchup on the shopping list that I was writing out. I can’t read a word now. I met a guy from Australia who works in IT. I asked him, “Do you come from a LAN down under?” The interviewer said to me, “Your resume says you take things too literally.” I said, “When the hell did my resume learn to talk?” Have you heard of the blind cyclops brothers? Neither have…

What is the biggest sacrifice you’ve ever had to make? Greatest sacrifice is difficult to quantify, because every sacrifice I have ever made has been in order to achieve a goal. I’ve sacrificed blood and sweat over the years and put my body and mind at risk time and time again, but all those sacrifices have come with a potential of reward. In the same way some might look at being a young parent as a sacrifice. I don’t have as much personal freedom, and I have a lot more demands on my time, but it is all well worth it when I see the people that my kids are growing up to be. What advice would you give a professional skier juggling family, training, competition and travel? I would…

Despite its relatively novel presence in the industry, Bell & Ross has become a sought-after brand among timepiece aficionados and collectors worldwide. Historical aviation and military endeavours inspired the company to develop ingenious masterpieces that represent these thrilling professions. Its captivating creations and emphasis on function, has resulted in an iconic and distinctive timepiece that will, no doubt, leave a lasting legacy. Bell & Ross was established in the realm of horology in 1992 when Bruno Belamich solicited the help of his lifelong entrepreneurial friend Carlos A. Rosillo (Bell and Ross, respectively) for a university project. This interaction was the catalyst upon which Bell & Ross was conceived, bridging the gap between a conventional tool watch and a masculine military gadget. Hence, an illustrious wristwatch brand was born. Their debut…

Based on its solid principles of precision, functionality, water resistance and legibility, Bell & Ross has earned its title as official supplier of the French Air Force, the Space Lab Mission, The Lafayette Escadrille and a multitude of other experts of the extreme. Astronauts, fighter pilots, armed police, special law enforcement, submariners and bomb disposal divers are all amongst the avid users of Bell & Ross timekeeping instruments as they have proven high standards of precision, reliability, performance and resilience in these perilous professions. Since its inception over 26 years ago, Bell & Ross has defied tradition and enchanted the world of horology with not only its mechanical, technical and aesthetic sophistication but its timeless elegance, positioning itself as an iconic benchmark against which other timepiece establishments unequivocally measure themselves.…

Girls know that their boyfriends watch porn, so it’s nothing to be embarrassed aboutSummer, 23, Johannesburg I personally watch lesbian porn. That’s a good place to startJo, 22, Cape Town I like seeing real girls with real boobs in porn – it makes it feel more, well, realLana, 24, Knysna “Watching porn together expands your sexual repertoire, which is the key to a long-lasting, enjoyable sex life”, says doctor of human sexuality Emily Morse, the host of hit podcast Sex With Emily. Add this to the fact that a staggering 96% of women surveyed by sex shop Ann Summers admitted they have watched porn with a partner and liked it, and you start to wonder just why us guys are so bloody terrified of asking our better halves if they…

FAECES Yup, you may have poop on your phone, and it can give you worms, pinkeye and – in a circular kind of way – diarrhoea. Wash your hands after every loo trip. E. COLI. Toilet texting is bad news – it can transfer E. coli (the bad bacteria found in poop) to your phone. And that can give you tapeworm, an XXL version of food poisoning. STAPHY-LOCOCCUS This bacteria can give you MRSA, a serious hospital disease which can cause blood poisoning. And death. Not cool. INFLUENZA Also known as the lurgy that give you the dreaded flu. ENTEROBACTERIACEAE While some of this bacterial family is found in the gut of humans, the worst culprits can cause salmonella poisoning, which means dehydration and chundering. And a week off work…

THE SMART SNEAKER STYLE WORN BY: KIT HARINGTON Pristine white shoes are where it’s at. Go for an all-leather lace-up without a ton of branding, and you’ve got the smartest sneakers known to man. THE WORKER BOOT STYLE WORN BY: RYAN GOSLING Your staple everyday boot has arrived, so say hello to these guys right here. The perfect balance of all-american craft and timeless style makes them our winners. THE DRESS BOOT STYLE WORN BY: ROBERT PATTINSON Also known as the Chelsea boot, these suede beauties are officially lady magnets. Throw on some dark blue jeans and a checked shirt for a killer combo. THE STATEMENT BROGUE STYLE WORN BY: JACK O’CONNELL Petrol-style, rainbow-sheened patent shoes are big news for spring. Get ahead of the trend and bust them out…

01 Have you ever made growling noises at yourself in the mirror? Um, I do when I’m eating, or when I’m just about to fall asleep. Y’know, when you close your eyes, then as you’re about to drop off, you make a grunting sound? That’s me. Bloke 02 Have you ever fired a gun? Loads of times. On film sets and on a range. I fired a multi-round cannon thing when I was Al Capone. I’ve got a great picture of me with a cigar firing the thing. Bloke 03 What’s your favourite smell? I like petrol. And fire, when you’ve just lit it in your house. A fresh fire smell does it for me. Bloke 04 Have you ever had a really successful DIY session? That’s a tricky one,…

It was almost certainly a first in the history of celebrity underwear endorsements. As Calvin Harris stripped to his skivvies for Emporio Armani last month, barely a bit of public attention was directed at his bulge. Instead, the world’s collective eye fixed itself about five inches higher – somewhere around those thick bands of muscle that bisect his belly button – as we whispered, “ When did Calvin Harris get so ripped?” Muscle-bound men in pop are by no means a new phenomenon. We’ve had them for decades now – be they tough-guy gangsta rappers (50 Cent), smooth R&B sex machines (Usher) or Chippendales who can just about hold a tune (Peter Andre). But, up until recently, no-one really knew, or cared, what DJ-producer types looked like. They would put…

My exotic look comes from having both South American and European origin. I was born in Brazil but I was raised in Europe. Before modeling I worked as a realtor for few years and I also have a personal trainer certification and currently I am studying for the NASM exam so I can become a more knowledgeable and better trainer. I have graced several international Playboy and Maxim covers and shot for bikini- and fitness magazines as well. Beside modeling I am doing real estate investing. About me. I am a classy, intelligent, exotic bikini-and glamour model and entrepreneur with a great sense of humor and a zest for live. I am sophisticated and well-travelled and adventurous. I like meeting new people and discovering new places. My hobbies and interests.…

My name is Kindly Myers i am a southern girl from a small town. I love animals and the outdoors. Just trying to live my best life and experience new things. Were you excited to shoot for FHM? I was very excited. It has always been a dream to be published in FHM. Being on the cover is unreal. Tell us something surprising about you? I spent 4 years in the military. Describe yourself in one sentence. I am a fun loving girl and a kind soul. What are some of your hobbies? I love horseback riding that is probably my favorite hobby. What Is your biggest turn on? I love a man with a good sense of humor. You have to be able to make me laugh. What turns…

We hear that you have done some exciting things with your acting in Hollywood. Can you share some of your accomplishments with our readers? I am fortunate to play the recurring role of nurse Lucy Cosgrove on “Chicago Med.” In addition, I have played roles on “Law & Order: SVU” and “Chicago Fire.” What are your goals for acting and modeling? My goal is to book a series regular role on a television show that allows me to grow my craft and expand my diversity as an actor. I would love to earn the opportunity to work with the best writers, directors, and producers in the entertainment business and be a part of telling stories that matter. As a model, I would love to book the cover of Maxim Magazine…

Bell & Ross possess three collections that embody the sophisticated persona of the brand – Instruments, Experimental and Vintage - each encompassing shared qualities of superior water resistance, precise Swiss mechanical movements and distinct visual indicators. The Instruments Collection comprises the popular square-cased BR pieces, inspired by the clocks in the cockpit of aircrafts: a circle within a square. The BR01 is characterised by a 46mm case and is crafted with precise mechanical automatic movement, aesthetically designed to replicate aeronautical instrumentation. The 42mm casing of the BR03 is befitting of smaller sized wrists while the feminine BR-S pieces have a 39mm casing, created in an array of designs and colours for women. The lightweight and durable BRX1 Collection is an extreme adaption of the BR01. Attesting to much more than…

Hello! My name is Francia James, and my closest friends and family call me Francety! I am originally from Colombia, where I worked as a professional model before coming to live in the United States 16 years ago. One of my early ambitions as a young model was to be in FHM, and I could not be more grateful the day has finally come! I consider my Francety Instagram page to be a positive and loving one, with a very sexy, fun and often humorous content. I really hope you enjoy my Instagram and these images in FHM! xo Were you excited to shoot for FHM? I am so excited to shoot for FHM! I have always been a huge fan, especially of the FHM top 100 Sexiest Women in…