Innholdsfortegnelse for April 2019 i FHM Australia (Archive)

My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with wearing different clothes every half an hour. I said, “Wait, I can change.” My job is to drill holes in things and then bolt them together. At first it’s boring, but later on, it’s riveting. I didn’t eat anything other than brown bread for dinner. That was my wholemeal. I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts. When I asked if I could take two, he said no. I said, “Can I at least Taekwondo?” My girlfriend said to me last night, “You treat our relationship like some kind of game!” Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance. A lot of people were confused at the grand opening ceremony of my…

In 1995 Air Combat was released on the original PlayStation. It combined realistic graphics with arcade-style aerial dogfights never before seen on a console, it was a game changer for all plane fanatics. Fast forward to 2019 and the seventh iteration of the Combat series makes it a highly anticipated current-gen debut and it’s without a doubt the best in the series. Placing you in the cockpit of the most advanced warplanes, Ace Combat 7 delivers white-knuckle dogfighting action with incredible graphics, all wrapped around a surprisingly good storyline. With a brand-new graphics engine, the beautifully rendered cloud-filled skies and incredibly detailed cityscapes have never looked better and the level of detail creates a sense of realism never seen before in the series. The combat itself is flying perfection, with…

Tell us a bit about yourself? I am 21 this month, (3-6-98) I am originally from a small farm town in Ohio. My first huge vocabulary word that I could pronounce was CALIFORNIA, I moved to LA 8 months ago, I am divorced, I pray to Jesus on the daily, I do commercials, I do music, and I am a hip-hop dancer. I absolutely adore infant babies as well. My Instagram is @impress_yumi, my business email is: impressyumi7@gmail.com, and my website for my music is: impressyumi77.com. Reach out to me to create some art! How do you prepare for a shoot? I prepare for a shoot by simply rushing because I always procrastinate. (Otherwise I won’t feel like it’s a challenge, and if I know I can take my time…

10 Drive something Cruising through M1 roadworks at a steady 50mph for the first time after passing your test? Hell, you might as well be Vin Diesel. Alternatively, if you really want to get out of control, nick one of the vehicles at your local go-karting club and head out for a spin. There it is, you sticking it to The Man. 09 Join a club From fortnightly five-a-side to the weekly Wetherspoons Curry Club, a bit of male bonding gives your life a sense of purpose. Just don’t accidentally join any death cults – you never know what’ll happen at a Warhammer meet-up. 08 Pose for an iconic pic No Facebook profile is complete without a snap of you dickishly ‘pinching’ the Eiffel Tower, ‘pushing’ the Leaning…

It doesn’t take the bonce of Professor Brian Cox to work out why, according to a recent poll, a whopping one third of all under-forties enjoy casual sex with a friend. Experimental, exciting and damn good naked fumbles with a girl you like, without the ‘in a relationship’ spats about leaving your damp towel on the bed again? It sounds like the stuff dreams are made of. Sexy, sexy dreams. But before you run headfirst into your phonebook and dial up your hottest girl mate for a touch of the good stuff, know this – there’s a whole load of unwritten laws you must abide by to make it work, all of which are there to stop the both of you ending up loved-up emotional wrecks. We’ll let three of…

At the beginning of 2012, Emmanuel Cole, had just managed to land his first proper job working as a door knocker for a charity. With his first paycheque he invested in a contract phone and, like most people, spent the first few days raiding the app store. It was there that he stumbled across the still relatively new photo app, Instagram… “I didn’t really ‘get’ Instagram at first, but I quite liked the idea of it,” says Emmanuel. “The job that I was doing at the time allowed me to travel quite a lot around the UK, and on my travels I was taking loads of pictures.” The majority of these photos found their way on to Emmanuel’s Instagram profile, which slowly – through the clever use of hashtags –…

In recent years, console gamers have seen their fair share of remakes, from the inspiring Shadow of the Colossus to the embarrassing Night Trap Anniversary Edition nobody wanted. It’s been a mixed bag at best and when Capcom announced that they would be releasing a remake of the classic 1998 Resident Evil 2, many were sceptical. Yet when the first images started to appear in 2018, people changed their tune from scepticism to unparalleled excitement. The reason for the change was obvious, Resident Evil 2 2019 is absolutely amazing. Everything has been recreated from scratch, from the characters to the environments to the story, Capcom took the 1998 gaming masterpiece and updated it to 2019 standards. The action centres around rookie cop Leon Kennedy and college student Claire Red-field who…

“Successful selfies don't always have to be about duck faces and push-up bras. This was definitely a moment of pure joy and it shows in my face. When in doubt, pose with a cute animal. Especially if there are sledding dogs… in socks the colour of Skittles.” Pro choice Ben Southall, explorer “Send me away for a week by myself and I’d fly to Maun in Botswana, hire a 4x4 and drive into the middle of the Okavango Delta where I’d camp under the stars beside elephant, lions and giraffes, so I could photograph nature at its most raw. There’s a little island in the middle of one of the Makgadikgadi salt pans there called Kubu Island – a lunar landscape with huge granite rocks that are about as remote…

Tell us something surprising about you? That I am actually a nurse as well. Were you excited to shoot for FHM? Yes very excited! I’m so grateful to have shot with Truc in Philadelphia and had this opportunity. It’s a dream come true to be in FHM What inspires you? People inspire me. I love to see people grow and become successful with hard work. My family and friends also inspire me with their love and support and constant encouragement for whatever crazy things I decide to do with my modelling career. Why did you choose to pursue a career in modelling? Ever since I could remember I always loved to be in front of a camera. I guess my parents knew at an early age that I would become…

We here at FHM don’t take the phrase ‘dream woman’ lightly, but Melanie Iglesias might just tick every box. The Brooklynite loves dogs, pizza and stand-up comedy; is a self-proclaimed potty mouth; could pull your pants down in a poker game, and is a fan of basically every sport. Oh, and did we mention she is lung-judderingly beautiful? So much so, that we couldn’t resist getting her back in the mag, two years since our first shoot together. After stealing our hearts the first time around on the World Poker Tour series and MTV’s Guy Code, along with no shortage of underpant selfies on Twitter and Instagram, our Mel’s now swapped New York for California and is primed to take over our worlds all over again. So we hopped on…

Monks Medella 500ml water 500g brown sugar 500g blueberries (fresh or frozen) 50g fresh Thyme Add all of your ingredients to a pot. Bring to the boil and then turn down the heat and let simmer for 10-15 minutes. Once simmered, take it off the stove and allow to sit until cool. Use the back of a wooden spoon (or masher if you have one) and mash the berries and thyme until you reach a pulp-like consistency. Strain mixture through a sieve and muslin cloth into a glass bottle of your choice. Can be stored in the fridge for a couple of weeks. Monks Mysterium 500ml water 500g brown sugar 2 cucumbers 50g fresh mint 10 green tea bags Chop your cucumber and roughly chop your mint. Add to a…

SORTED food was launched in May 2010 in the form of a YouTube channel by Jamie Safford, Ben Ebbrell, Barry James Taylor and Mike Huttlestone as a means to share easy and delicious food recipes between themselves… “After we all moved away to university, we’d all try and meet up once in a while in our local pub,” explains Ben. “I was training to be a chef and the guys would wind me up with the all of the shocking, disgusting food they were eating: microwaved donor kebabs and stuff like that. “Eventually I started writing down simple recipes on beer mats for the guys and over time, they started cooking them and filming the process on YouTube.” The idea, which was initially started as a fun way for the…

Where are you from? Ukraine Where do you live now? Los Angeles Were you excited to shoot for the cover of FHM Australia? Yes, I was very happy and excited. It has been a dream of mine to work with FHM and Arthur St. John. Have you ever been to Australia? If not, would you like too? I haven’t been in Australia. I would love too! It’s on my bucket list. What’s your favorite animal and why? Jaguar, because they are top-level predators and I dream of having one as a pet. Tell us something surprising about you? I am full of surprises, hard to pick one. Can you guess? Describe yourself in one sentence. I am passionate, caring and very direct. What are some of your hobbies? Dancing and…

One of the most highly rated game series of all time finally gets its third official sequel and it’s everything fans had hoped for. Thirteen years after the critical second iteration was released, Kingdom Hearts III has finally arrived. For people not familiar with the Kingdom Hearts series, it’s what happens when Final Fantasy meets the world of Disney. It’s a bizarre mashup of melodramatic Japanese role-playing games set within the colourful world of the greatest Disney movies. It’s weird, it’s confusing and it’s utterly brilliant. Kingdom Hearts III tells the story of friendship as Sora, Donald Duck and Goofy embark on a perilous adventure through epic Pixar and Disney locations, from Tangled’s Kingdom of Corona to Andy’s Room from Toy Story, every location will tug at your nostalgia heartstrings…

“ My favorite place to travel that I have been so far would have to be Bali, Indonesia ” “I love to dance and listen to live bands outside at a laid back restaurant or even out in a park ” Can you tell our readers about yourself? I’m a southern belle from a small county called Crawfordville Florida, I was raised doing a lot of fishing, hunting, and outdoor activities. I have always loved traveling so exploring the world has been a gift that has shown me who I am. I’m free spirit and my friends have always considered me the light of the party Not in a crazy way, just that I set a positive vibe to everyone, every where I go. I guess you could say I’m…

SHE WANTS: Continental romanceand chips, but no tourists YOU SAY: Ghent, Belgium, is nicethis time of year… It was during a recent Film4 repeat of In Bruges that she first hinted at wanting to steal a weekend in Belgium. Sadly, about 1,000 other couples had the same idea, making real-life Bruges’ higgledy-piggledy streets feel more like Metropolitan Police kettles. That’s why you should plump for Ghent, the slightly cooler older brother. It oozes medieval charm, so you’ll still be able to stare into each other’s misty eyes on a boat trip as you’re told about who had their head cut off where back in the 1400s. And the truly superb castle and belfry will be perfect for numerous ‘House Stark LOL!’ Instagram snaps. Ghent does have tourist trappings, but you’ll…