Innholdsfortegnelse for March 2019 i FHM Australia (Archive)

I went to the doctor’s today and when I walked in, she said, “I’m sorry about your wait.” I said, “So am I but it’s okay, I’ve been fat all my life.” All of my friends have such expansive bucket lists. Mine is just a little pail in comparison. My boss told me that as a security guard, it’s my job to watch the office. I’m on season 6 now but I’m not really sure what it’s got to do with security. How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket. I said to the waitress, “Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please?” She said, “The men I please are none of your business!” My wife just called me and said, “Three of the girls…

I first learned I could withstand the cold when I was 17, in a frozen lake in Holland. That brought about real power within me, that self-control I had awakened by going into the cold. From there on I was able to swim in freezing water and enjoy it. When I was a kid, sometimes my identical twin brother and I would fight almost to the death. There would be blood, tension and fury between us, and then five minutes later we’d be best of friends. Still, I once pretended to be him and began a relationship with his girlfriend. I was 17 and he had to go away to be a sailor. At first she thought I was him and we dated for two years. Later my brother talked…

My name is Jaclyn and I’m 39! I’m a Finance Manager at Car Dealership. When I’m not at work, you can find me at the gym or chillin’ on my couch watching Netflix! Were you excited to shoot for FHM? When I got the message from Chris that I was being considered for FHM, I didn’t believe him at first, lol! I was feeling so many different things, I was nervous, I was in shock, I was a little scared (in a good way). But mostly I was super excited, I was smiling from ear to ear. I still am! Tell us something surprising about you? This past October I competed in my very first Fitness Competition, I came in first place and received my PRO CARD. I surprised myself!…

Tell us about a bit about yourself? I have danced my entire life. Music is part of my soul. I currently live in beautiful Newport Beach, California. I also have lived in New York for two years. I love the beach but I also love the crazy hustle and energy of a big city. Being a trained dancer has taught me so much about life, dedication, determination, passion, commitment, inspiration and inner strength. I love performing and I was on competition teams from elementary school through high school. I won several scholarships and awards over the years. Dance leads right into the amazing world of performing arts and modelling. I am an advocate to help teenagers who are being cyber stalked. I have been interviewed on many national TV shows…

Jaguar’s first electric car wades in the swelling SUV category this month but instead of offering the typical new-car gains everybody else does through minor massaging of size and tech, the I-Pace aims to offer sports car performance with the running costs associated with a small hatchback. Impossible challenge? Read on. It’s called the I-Pace and carries many of Jaguar’s modern cues although the modern aluminium bodyshell (think F-Pace) isn’t boxy like the vast number of SUVs. Instead the I-Pace is sleek, low… could almost be mistaken for a coupe. While those proportions might strongly suggest that this is a normal petrol-powered medium-sized car like all the others, the I-Pace runs entirely on battery power for a range of over 300 kilometres between charges - so you won’t flinch every…

I’m Jessica from Cleveland Ohio. Sometimes I end up in front of a camera, but I love my job behind the scenes as a makeup artist. Tell us something interesting about yourself people would not ordinarily know about you. I love boxing. There’s something liberating about showing my tough side. If you weren’t a model, what would you be? I love science and helping people so before I studied makeup, I was studying pre-pharmacy at an all-girls college. I soon found myself doing makeup for all the girls in the dorm rooms and that was when I discovered my true passion in creating art and at the same time giving women confidence. Who is your celeb crush? I don’t believe in crushes. It’s all about the vibe! What is the…

From: Brazil Occupation: Model Instagram: @gabigauza Likes: Chocolate, chips dipped in ice cream, beaches and geeks FHM: Hi Gabriella! Where in Brazil are you from? Gabriella: I’m from the south, near Argentina. My great-grandfather came from Poland though, and my mum’s side is Italian. Quite a mix. So where do the best-looking people come from? The north or south of Brazil? Ha-ha! Well some people say the south but I don’t want to get in trouble, plus, I’ve been in England for 10 years now… Why would you ever move here? London’s actually quite similar to the city where my family live. It rains a lot in south Brazil and gets really cold in the winter – we don’t have snow but it does get pretty freezing, like -3˚C. You’ve…

Clint the chef is quite drunk. It’s late, dark, and we’re stood with him at a totally lightless junction somewhere on the outskirts of Kansas City. The three men who he’s just questioned – the only other people on the deserted road – cross over to our side to get a better look at the large man yelling at them. “No sir,” says one of them, adjusting his tie. “We don’t drink. We belong to the Church of the Latter Day Saints. You might also know us as Mormons.” And then, after a pause. “Uh… who are you?” It’s a fair question. “Well,” says Clint. “We’re from Britain. And we’ve come to eat your barbecue.” Clint’s right. We are from Britain, and we are there to eat their barbecue. All…

The term sports car fits a Porsche 911 like a boxing glove. A term that implies two separate yet functioning halves that on the surface aim to capture polarising outcomes but still synchronise at all the right points. The Porsche 911 is one of motoring’s omnipresent high water marks in the same way as a BMW 3 Series, Land Rover Defender, Range Rover Sport and MINI Cooper. They are the genesis and the zenith of the genre. Porsche’s sports cars are no longer the biggest part of the brand’s business but they do set and manage the tone up and down the line. The 911 has scrupulously achieved that for the last 50 years – a new generation conceived almost every decade. Some might say the 911 is still the…

Amidst a flurry of car reveals for the upcoming 2019 Formula One World Championship, the Mercedes-AMG Petronas Motorsport Team have finally pulled the covers off their brand new, faster, sleeker, and more efficient rwace car. Carrying the team’s hopes of a record-breaking sixth consecutive world championship double; the W10 has big wheel tracks to fill; with the last five season’s Silver Arrow machinery securing a whopping 74 wins from 100 Grand Prix. The W10 - officially titled the Mercedes-AMG F1 W10 EQ Power+ - ran its first shakedown laps around the Silverstone International circuit on Wednesday 13th February clocking up around 100km with Valtteri Bottas and then Lewis Hamilton at the wheel. Aerodynamics is the watch word for the changes featured on all 2019 F1 cars. New sporting regulations have…

When Alastair Onglingswan was kidnapped from the back of a taxi in the Philippines in 2004, his family were terrified. As a US citizen from a Chinese background, the FBI soon became involved, specifically hostage negotiator Chris Voss. After 14 years working in New York on counter-terrorism, Voss was certain he could rescue the 38 year old. But the Philippines is not the USA, as Voss knew all too well. A previous kidnapping had gone badly wrong after American and local hostages were murdered despite their abductors agreeing to let them go. Voss was determined to learn from that. But negotiating with a highly intelligent foe tested him to the max… “I GET A CALL AT THE FBI ACADEMY IN VIRGINIA. An American has been missing for around 24 hours.…

Model Introduction: Native Texan, living in Florida. I’ve been modelling for over 10 years. Have been published in Playboy South Africa and Playboy Sweden. Tell us something interesting about yourself people would not ordinarily know about you. A lot of people automatically assume I’m of Asian descent. I’m actually Mexican/Native American. If you weren’t a model, what would you be? A chef. I love cooking Who is your celeb crush? John Stamos. I’ve crushed on him since I was a kid. I finally got to meet him, several years ago, through a mutual friend. He is very sweet and a gentleman. What is the one thing about yourself that you wish more people knew? That I’m a very sarcastic person. When I meet new people, it takes a while for…

Not since 2012 have South Africans heard the name Renault Koleos which disappeared from our market to make room for a new spate of instantly likeable compact lifestyle cars. During Koleos’s hiatus, Renault SA nurtured their SUV range with Captur and Kadjar but now feel that the South African market has matured enough that a R450 000-R500 000 semi-premium SUV no longer carries the barriers it once did. Currently customers are crawling the SUV specials and deals in their droves and they’ll find the Koleos is a well-sized, well-chosen SUV that combines a lot of Renault design panache with an engineering combination that is relatively low-cost but highly versatile for the diverse market. All models are powered by a 2.5-litre petrol engine with CVT gearbox, the option of 4x4 drivetrain,…

DarkFEST 2019 was a hell of a ride! The dust has settled and the sun has set on another insane event. After promising the world’s biggest jumps, the boys didn’t hold back. From Adolf Silva’s insane double flip on the rocket launcher to Nico Vink’s unparalleled steeze through the full course, DarkFEST was bolts! Nico Vink is a total boss, from putting in some serious hours behind the scoop of the digger, to completely roasting the course from top to bottom. Nico really is the man! In case you hadn’t been following the DarkFEST antics on social media over the past few weeks, it’s where some of the best action, tricks and stunts went down. Adolf Silva - Nobody is going to forget Adolf’s double on the ‘Rocket Launcher.’ The…