Innholdsfortegnelse for February 2019 i FHM Australia (Archive)

My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with wearing different clothes every half an hour. I said, “Wait, I can change.” My job is to drill holes in things and then bolt them together. At first it’s boring, but later on, it’s riveting. I didn’t eat anything other than brown bread for dinner. That was my wholemeal. I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts. When I asked if I could take two, he said no. I said, “Can I at least Taekwondo?” My girlfriend said to me last night, “You treat our relationship like some kind of game!” Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance. A lot of people were confused at the grand opening ceremony of my…

I wanted to be a journalist in my teens. I dreamed of doing music reviews for Q Magazine, but I realised I was a dreadful writer. So I decided to be a film director instead. I was a passionate prankster as a kid. I went through a long phase of hiding in my baby sister’s bedroom cupboard and waiting until she fell asleep before jumping out to scare her, sometimes in a makeshift costume. I once even climbed onto the roof so I could jump through her skylight. It was incredibly childish but I like to think it showed “commitment to the joke” from an early age. She gave as good as she got, though; on a family holiday she filled my bed with dead prawns. A life without laughter…

Renowned as the brand that catalysed the global craft spirit revolution and invigorated the gin category, Aviation American Gin is handcrafted in small 100-case batches at the House Spirits Distillery in Portland, Oregon, USA and part-owned by popular Deadpool actor Ryan Reynolds. Back in 2006, American bartender Ryan Magarian got together with pioneer distiller Christian Krogstad to produce a more democratic gin that is smooth enough to enjoy neat but which works as a perfectly-balanced base for cocktails. And so a new era began. Breaking away from the British tradition of the London Dry in which Juniper is the leading flavour profile, the New Western Dry Gins –of which Aviation was the first – bring botanicals to the fore. What’s more, the break from tradition has created space for other…

FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON THE WAY UP TO THE AWAY FIGHTERS’ DRESSING ROOM IS THE SMELL. A potent blend of musty gym bags, stale sweat and Deep Heat rolls down the dim stairwell like a mist. The second thing is the sound of punches. Each blow reverberates down the stairs, drowning out the muffled cheers of 600 fight fans baying for blood inside the venue. Then a voice. “Am I looking sharp, or are you just wanking me off?” “Yeah,” says another, in the same cockney twang. “But you’ve got to commit to your shots, Frank. It’s a bad habit you’ve got. Let ’em fucking go, straight down the pipe. And if it does land, he’s gonna think twice about having a punch-up with you. You ain’t gonna get…

10 You have frequent work dreams We’re not talking about the kind where you and Lord Sugar are lighting cigars with a wad of cash, but more the sort where something goes catastrophically wrong with an Excel spreadsheet. And then your boss yells at you. And then your pants fall down and everyone laughs and calls you ‘pencil penis’. 09 You’re on first name terms with Carol from HR Partly because she had to have a chat with you after those emails came to light. Partly because of that impression you did at the Christmas party. HR professionals are like Dementors from Harry Potter. They’ll eventually suck all life out of you, unless you leave first. 08 Your colleagues don’t make tea anymore The great British tea round is on…

“It’s never gonna happen…you waited too long to make your move and now you’re in the ‘friend zone’. Ross, you’re mayor of the zone.” And with that, modern-day philosopher and sandwich aficionado, Joey Tribbiani, created a monster. In that 1994 Friends episode, The One With The Blackout, he coined a term that would go on to strike fear into the hearts of all warm-blooded males around the globe: the friend zone. Once a man is placed into a girl’s friend zone, rubbing shoulders with other guys she likes hanging out with but has absolutely no interest in ever hooking up with, he’s got as much chance as a bowl-bound goldfish of escaping. Like said goldfish, you can see the girl you lust after but cannot touch her; the longer you’re…

Were you excited to shoot for FHM? Excited is down playing it! I felt on top of the world and deeply proud of myself. It’s been a dream for me to grace the pages of FHM. Tell us something surprising about you? I am a true Gemini with many different sides. Soft spoken, quirky and deeply old fashion at heart, but love to rip it up, take chances, and live on the edge a bit. Be careful not to push my buttons or my fiery, French side might make an appearance. Describe yourself in one sentence. I am a combo of old Hollywood glamour and city chic. What are some of your hobbies? I love horseback riding, connecting with nature and animals, hiking, working out, theatre, traveling and exploring new…

Were you excited to shoot for the cover of FHM? Yesss, it’s always so much fun shooting for FHM and the cover.... I was honored. Tell us about the location, looked incredible! It was shot at the graffiti mansion in Las Vegas. It’s such an amazing location. They literally repaint the entire house 6 times a year. They have a YouTube channel Izadi We notice you’re munching on some candy edibles, can you tell us more? They are CBD edibles by Good CBD www.goodcbd.com I’ve been on this all natural kick and they have become a life saver for me. Their products work great & taste amazing. I love using their arctic muscle too. It’s an icy roll on that’s amazing after a long day on the range or a…

Hello Charlotte, tell us how you got the name “Cupcake Blondy”? I was being impatient one day, go figure, and a friend said to me “hang on cupcake” and my husband calls me blondy, so I just put the two together. Lol What type of music do you enjoy most? Dance music Who are some of your favorite music artists? Maroon 5 Justin Timberlake Imagine Dragons Taylor Swift Do you prefer the beach or the pool? Beach for sure! Mac or PC? I’m a bit of a Mac snob What is your dream car? I’ve always wanted a black 911 Porsche convertible! What is your favorite body part on you? Love my booty! Squats and lunges are my best friends! You’re a wife, a mother, business woman, and model, how…

Depending on how you look at it, the women of the Sanumá tribe in Venezuela are either really fortunate or particularly unlucky. The female members of the hunter-gatherer rainforest community have – for as long as anyone’s ever known – called the shots. In Sanumán society it’s the ladies who organise functions. It’s the women who arrange marriages. It’s even the women who labour in the fields, distribute crops and carry tools back and forth through the jungle. Why are they unlucky? Because their male counterparts haven’t kept up their end of the bargain. While the ladies are running things, the men have relinquished all responsibilities apart from those relating to mystical rituals. And it just so happens that Sanumán mystic rituals revolve around the hammering of naturally occurring psychotropic…

EWAN McGREGOR This guy travelled from London to NYC on his motorbike with best buddy Charley Boorman. That’s a pretty impressive 19,000-mile trip. Even for a Jedi. TOM CRUISE Yes, Tom’s done some weird stuff in his time. But he’s also ridden off into the sunset on a Kawasaki GPZ900R, while Take My Breath Away played in the background. STEVE McQUEEN The King of Cool is an untouchable style titan. He even did is own stunts in The Great Escape. His affection for Triumph Scramblers made the brand a huge hit in the 1960s. DAVID BECKHAM He’s the face of biker clothing brand Belstaff, owns a load of vintage cycles and is occasionally photographed falling off them on to his arse. Ace. RYAN GOSLING The absolutely stunning Eva Mendes fell…

Part of the UK Sport Lottery Funded British Triathlon Squad, Tom Bishop is one of the country’s brightest sporting hopes, recently finishing sixth in the Madrid Triathlon European Cup Final. Here he explains how to go from wheezing loser to beaming champion… 01 MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR ABILITIES “Anyone can do a triathlon, even if you’re not the most natural athlete. Motivation and commitment to train are the most important things. If you’re fit enough to play five-a-side at the weekend, you’ll be fine. If you’re concerned about training, join a local triathlon club.” 02 START SLOW “A lot of people try to complete a triathlon as part of a New Year’s resolution, aiming to compete in April or May. Four months of training will get you to a…

I am an LA native who loves to spend most of the day in the California sunshine. Gym is my second home and I enjoy lifting heavier than the boys. Strong is definitely the new Sexy. Tell us something interesting about yourself people would not ordinarily know about you. Most people don’t know that I was born in Japan and can speak Japanese fluently. If you weren’t a model, what would you be? If I wasn’t a model, I would love to start my own animal rescue organization. This is still a goal I am hoping to achieve. Who is your celeb crush? My celebrity crush is Charlize Theron. I admire her beauty, elegance, and ability to transform herself into any role. What is the one thing about yourself that…

Tell us about a bit about yourself? Hello I’m originally from Peru, but currently living in Florida. I absolutely love what I do. I’ve been modeling for many years now and I am so grateful for the opportunities I have had in my life. Throughout my career, I have won several beauty pageant titles including Miss Swimsuit International Peru 2013, Ms. Latina International United States 2014, Miss Cosmopolitan World Perú 2015, Miss Swimsuit Centerfold Peru 2015, Miss Tropic Beauty Paracas 2015, Miss Peru Globe 2016, Miss Supertalent of the World Peru 2017, and my recent tittle Ms. International World 2018. I also won Icon of the world at the finals in Seoul South Korea, walking the runway at the fashion week in Seoul . I have not only represented many…

THE DAREDEVIL YOU DON’T SEE As Bear Grylls’ cameraman, Danny Etheridge, spends his time following the country’s most famous survivalist on all kinds of dangerous expeditions across the globe. But while Bear is celebrated for his struggle, Danny’s is hidden behind a camera… It’s my responsibility to take people on a journey. That gives me a bigger buzz than stepping in front of the lens ever could. I’d be a rubbish host anyway. Bear is more than just a presenter. He instills confidence in the crew. That’s why he’s the main man. My job’s about staying calm and focused. Sometimes your mind will be screaming at you to help out in a situation, but you just can’t. You need to separate yourself. The camera, rightly or wrongly, makes you braver.…

At the age of 24, Andy Peterson was living without direction, drinking and smoking his way from one low-paid job to another. One day in 1998, he set out on a hike along the three-mile long Carpenter Peak trail in Roxborough State Park, Colorado. Alone at the peak, Andy stumbled upon a 110-pound female mountain lion hunched over a fresh kill. Defending her meal, the lioness pounced. What followed was a bloody, brutal encounter that brought Andy to the brink of death… I GREW UP IN MINNESOTA IN A LARGE FAMILY. Life was a sort of survival of the fittest. My first beer was in kindergarten, my first joint was in 7th grade, my first line of coke was as a senior in high school. I was making my mum…