THEY SEEMED ADORABLE
ROSIE
Terrier mix, Nutley, New Jersey Always fishing for compliments but never gives any.
JUNIOR
Hamster, McAllen, Texas
Twists every situation until it's about him.
BONNIE GIRL
Belgian hare, St. Louis Turns every little negative thing into a full-blown personal catastrophe.
CAESAR
Basset hound, Spokane
Borrows things and then returns them damaged without explanation.
MAJOR ROLLY
Box turtle, Missoula, Montana Exaggerates so much it's almost like he's lying.
FRANCESCA
Iguana, Walnut Creek, California
Refuses to acknowledge her personal "truth" is only one piece in a bigger picture.
PAMMY MAE
Yellow Lab, Morgan City, Louisiana Takes forever to get to the point.
BARON VON WHISKERS
Siamese, Powell, Ohio
Mr. Gloom and Doom.
GISELLE
Guinea pig, Ocean Grove, New Jersey
Has all sorts of opinions…