(b. 1969) ESQUIRE INVITED A GROUP OF PREEMINENT FORTY-FOUR-YEAR-OLDS TO A MASS BIRTHDAY PARTY TO CELEBRATE THE YEAR THAT GAVE THE WORLD WOODSTOCK, A MAN ON THE MOON, AND THEM. THE FORTY-FOUR-YEAR-OLDS DECLINED, AND WE WERE LEFT TO IMAGINE THE CONVERSATIONS AND COCKTAILS THAT MIGHT'VE BEEN.
Front row, from left: Cory Booker, Jennifer Lopez, Zach Galifianakis, Tucker Carlson, Christy Turlington, Matthew McConaughey, and Vern Troyer. Middle row, from left: Ice Cube, Paul Rudd, and Sheryl Sandberg. Back row, from left: Peter Dinklage, P. Diddy, Jennifer Aniston, Mariano Rivera, Jay-Z, Wes Anderson, Cate Blanchett, Patton Oswalt, Tyler Perry, and Brett Favre. We also imagine that Bobby Brown, Jon Meacham, and Dr. Sanjay Gupta had to leave the party early.…