• SIMON RIDGWAY IT’S IMPOSSIBLE, I hate it, it’s evil, it’s astonishing,” scowled Peter Capaldi’s 12th Doctor, somewhat sexily, in the first trailer for Series 9. “I want to kiss it to death.”
Kiss what now? Life? Death? Some sort of cryogenic spider? As ever, the Doctor’s a tease, which is exactly what he should be, every Saturday night grabbing us by our hair and flinging us somewhere unexpected. Other than an admirable array of unspecified monsters, the high-octane trailer, first unveiled at Comic-Con, at least revealed that Missy (Michelle Gomez), our current incarnation of the Doctor’s über-nemesis The Master, is already back to vex him, despite being disintegrated last time we saw her. Also, we have Maisie Williams, playing a Mysterious Woman From The Doctor’s Past (there’s always one),…