ELDERLY FLIRT
A well dressed, debonair man in his mid-nineties enters an upscale cocktail lounge and finds a seat next to a good-looking, younger woman in her eighties, at the most.
Trying to remember his best pick-up line, he says, “So tell me, do I come here often?”
GIFTS FOR THE TEACHER
On the last day of preschool, the children bring presents for their teacher.
The florist’s son gives her a box. She shakes it, holds it up, and says, “I bet I know what it is. Is it flowers?”
“That’s right!” the boy says.
Then the sweet shop owner’s son gives her his package. She shakes it, holds it up, and says, “I bet I know what it is. Is it a box of sweets?”
“That’s right!” the boy…