TRADING IN
Two cannibals, a father and son, are elected by their tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walk deep into the jungle and wait next to a path. Before long, along comes a shrivelled old man. The son says, “Ooh, Dad, there’s one.”
“No,” his father says. “There’s not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. Wait.”
A little while later a really fat man comes by. The son says, “Hey, Dad, he’s big enough.”
“No,” his father objects. “We’d all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We’ll just wait.”
About an hour later an absolutely gorgeous woman approaches.
“Now there’s nothing wrong with that one, Dad,” the son says. “Let’s eat her.”
“No, we’ll not eat…
