REAL ESTATE, CONTRACTORS, ARCHITECTS PROPERTY COUNTRY HOUSE TIM GLASTETTER’S “RIVER HOUSE” lies just south of Union, in Franklin County, off a pocked gravel road. It’s set in some woods and perched above the Bourbeuse River, on a 9-acre parcel that Glastetter bought a decade and a half ago, when it was wildly overgrown; he wound up finding no fewer than 24 toilets, 100 tractor tires, countless feral chickens, a Virgin Mary statue (enshrined in an upended bathtub), three mobile homes, and other odd objects that he believes may’ve been part of an informal junkyard/flea market run by the previous owner. The property also held seven small bungalows, possibly the remnants of a Boy Scout camp. (He’s in the process of refurbishing some.)
But what intrigued Glastetter most was the main house—or, more…
