The Museum of Last Things would, fittingly, be situated on a remote mountaintop, buffeted by winds of fortune, blanketed in melancholia and accessible only by a steep, winding road that would be closed several months of the year by lingering nostalgia.
Here you would find the ‘last things’ that famous riders used, wore or sacrificed at portentous moments in their careers. Every object would tell a tale of heroism or villainy, triumph or heartbreak, strength or weakness.
Take that ordinary-looking bicycle chain, for example. It’s the chain that cost Andy Schleck the yellow jersey when it unshipped as Alberto Contador attacked on the Port de Balès during the 2010 Tour de France. Or that wristwatch. If defending champion Pedro Delgado had wound it up, he’d never have been almost three…