Our propeller plane screeches down the runway of Loei airport in north-east Thailand. We walk across the tarmac, squinting to beat the heat-haze waving across the runway. We grab our luggage and begin building bikes outside the airport. ‘Did you bring a torque wrench?’ I ask Tim, photographer and Big Ride buddy, as he pulls his Specialized Diverge out of his bike bag. ‘Nope, should be right,’ Tim says confidently. ‘Yeah, neither,’ I respond nervously. I’m a serial bolt-breaker.
We tighten our stem bolts using our go-go-gadget torque wrench arms. All good. No problems. Yet. Our bikes mostly assembled, I look over at Tim and see his face, ashen white. Odd, as it’s 40°C in the shade. ‘Problem,’ Tim announces, holding a semi-built bike by the top-tube as if it…